Magical phrase to get over someone? Yes, I know of which you speak: Time. It just takes time. Sorry you're feeling this way. I hope you feel better soon!

It's. His. Loss.

I just thank the lord your mother didn't live to see you as a mermaid.

it was already done before TARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's terribly nationalist of me, but it always makes me happy when 2 Canadian celebrities are together (except for Avril Lavigne and that Nickleback guy, that's just an embarrassment).

Additionally, Katy Perry vs. T. Swift? Why are you two fighting over a dude neither of you are still with? You're both singers. Elsa Cumberbatch has something to say to you.

Yeah? So I guess you won't be needing that TOUPEE any more, right? Now that we are all being our ages and shit?

Go away creepy Javert

I believe it was Tina Fey who said: "Helen Mirren is not proof that there are parts for older women, Helen Mirren is proof that there are parts for Helen Mirren."

nice rug

If you are trying to pretend that you're still the young buck when you're my age, it just doesn't work.

Sometimes I think the hardest thing about break-ups is giving up control and realizing we may never have all the answers. Your ex might have meant what he said about lust or he might not. Or he might have meant what he said and then changed his mind. Or he may have thought he meant what he said, but the real reason is…

Today was my first normal Saturday after leaving my abusive and controlling husband. It's been a little over a week since I left....and I feel absolutely amazing. I have no regrets and this feeling of freedom is incredible! I'm free! I'm free! I can do what I want without feeling like I am walking on eggshells…

I spent NYE with my nephew and his wife. They invited me over to spend time with them. Anyway we started playing cards and joking around. My nephew said something that upset his misses and she started crying. She headed to the bedroom and he followed her in. Instead of just apologizing and moving on, he proceeds…

I usually like beards but his is NASTY. I particularly hate it with his greasy man bun. One can be a very attractive man and have a beard, one can be a very attractive man and have long hair. One cannot be an attractive man and have both of those things. He looks like the unabomber.

My only thought here is, "Gross beard is gross."

I don't like Uber and think that they are a shitty company, but I think that one thing that is consistently overlooked in all of this is the fact that women have been having serious issues in taxis for long before Uber ever existed. Almost every young woman I know in New York has some sort of story about how a taxi…

This is bullshit. Those tips are really only telling you how to make sure you're getting into the Uber car you ordered. The problem is that the Uber car you ordered is being driven by a psycho that wants to rape, murder, and eat you in no particular order.

What the fuck, that is not a victory for females or business travelers or anyone except for maybe derps who love playing purse roulette when it comes to dangerous projectiles slamming into someone's head when the plane drops.

Seriously, go get that purse and have someone throw it at your face as hard as they can, then…

What is this? MISERY MARATHON? Every year for the past 55 years, Jezebel has traditionally started the "Season Of Being Fucking Miserable And/Or Annoyed By The Enjoyments Of Others" around Thanksgiving (ughh... I need xanax, like now), carried the sentiment over to Christmas (MDMA, Alcohol and anti anxiety medication)…