He's a big ol' kitten in a taco.

Galaxy Quest is amazing. I found a copy at Goodwill for $3 and was talking about it for a week.

Oh man, by "crying" cats I assumed you meant actual sobbing kitties with big tears rolling out of their eyes.

Because if you see a cat doing that shit on New Years Day, don't avoid it. Run towards it and take as many pics as possible then show them to an unbiased 3rd party to find out whether or not you are tripping…

Tonight is my last night home at my parents house, after being here for almost two weeks for the holidays. I live about an hour away, and don't get me wrong, I'm super excited to get back to the city (my roommate isn't back until Saturday, so I'm getting a bottle of wine and reveling in being alone for the first time…

I "worked out" for a half hour, but it was only a slow walk through the woods with my dog. I'm still counting it though, which is why I deserve the Christmas cookies I'm making tonight.

i know you do bb. i don't tho. my stairs are scary and my bedroom is on the third floor PRAY FOR MY SAFETY

In my efforts to be healthier, I worked out today for a whole 20 minutes! Then I felt like I was going to throw up. Now I'm ordering chinese food.

she's beauty and she's grace she's miss united states.

Yup, I feel like the regular price should be listed some where so you at least know what price you are agreeing to pay 8 times more than. I mean eight times 10 dollars might be okay but if it's eight times 100 to start that's a way different thing.

She doesn't need harassment. She needs to learn and grow from this tragedy.

Cheaper than if his drunk ass got a NYE DUI.

Misleading headline is misleading. I expected something more like...

Hahaha just enjoy it! Doesn't it feel good to be the light of someone's life? I know exactly what you mean though, Lol.

Most of my friends are either married or in serious relationships. So it'd have to be a friend of a friend.

Your life is so much cooler than mine, but honestly I wouldn't have the energy for it. I'm too old for kissing all the boys, I'll settle for sucking back this champagne like a champion. Maybe 2015 will be the year I begin my crazy cat lady journey by adopting myself a cat! Happy New Year!!!!!!

multiple sets of plans for tonight fell through, so I decided, fuck it, I'm staying home and eating spicy sweet chili doritos. This year I've majorly lowered my tolerance level for bullshit, so I'm not going out and surrounding myself with people who are dicks to me. I'd much rather stay home with my cat and dog,…

YOU DON'T NEED TO LOSE TEN POUNDS. OR ANY POUNDS.

Well 2014 was great since I became the first in my family to be a college grad (Women's Studies, IN YOUR FACE MRAs!) and got TWO awesomely paid accounting jobs. For 2015, I shall conquer the GMAT and spend my hard-earned money on grad school. I hope everything goes as planned since I dropped my nursing school plans…

I would be more into it if I wouldn't have to drive home. I used to think that there was no big deal with drunk driving, but that was when I was young and reckless. I'd rather just stay in rather than risk that.

I'm setting damn boundaries with my narcissistic mom and texting instead of calling tonight. Enough is enough. 2015 is the year of low contact (very low) with narc Mom! Woohoo!