alienqueen
alienqueen
alienqueen

That must have been heavy to haul to school, in the snow, uphill both ways. A tip of the hat to you.

Well, unlike her he's done something.

Shitty click bait title, I came expecting

Blurry photos with no payoff at the end. Its like an episode of Finding Bigfoot.

She kind of looks like Maya Rudolph there.

So the entrance lines at the Taj Mahal are separate for men and women. I get through pretty fast, and I'm wondering where the hell my boyfriend is. Turns out, the backpack he was carrying had a couple tampons in it, and he ended up having to explain what they were to the dudes checking bags, using what I can only

I think there are different kinds of heartbreaks; when a long relationship ends, you miss everything that was. When a new and amazing relationship ends way too suddenly, you miss everything that could have been, and for some of us, the "could have been" is just SO powerful.

Wait...aren't under-the-stair nooks where Muggles keep their wizards before they come of age?

This is why I'm naming my children Paul's First Letter to the Thessalonians and Paul's Second Letter to the Thessalonians.

No freaking way is their NYE in Dubai better than my NYE on sofa island in comfy clothes eating cheese.

Exactly, I think it's about time they showed something other than a CEO with a heart of gold on that show. I met the CEO of the last company I worked for on many occasions both inside and outside of company functions (one of the beauties of living less than 10 miles from the corporate HQ), and the man was nothing

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Inside Amy Schumer: Lunch at O'Nutters:

I'm going to open a testeraunt.

If they did walk around with one breast out all the time did they change which one from day to day? That's what I would do to try to keep the sun exposure even. I'm guessing ancient sunscreens weren't all that good.

I take medication. Or call someone who loves me. I'm sorry you're going through this. ((Hugs))

I second the Meetup suggestion. Some of my best friends are people I've met through Meetup.

I HATE it when people don't take heartbreak seriously because it doesn't fit their paradigm for heartbreak. Heartbreak is heartbreak.

Well, having one boob out is handy if you're a nursing mother. According to one source I've read, Liberty is bare-breasted in the Delacroix painting to show that she is the nurturing mother of France. Allons enfants!

How come all these wonderful people are lonely?!!! Why can't we somehow find each other and go out and do fabulous things together???

I think maybe the people who financed their artsy lives were into Jesus and had some sway over what they painted. Like their benefactors and stuff.