I thought The Boobs of Jesus would be a great band name, that'd be some holy shit.

Your future child shall be named...

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My daughter's cat is Marmalade because of that Milly & Molly cartoon where one of them has a cat with that name. Except her cat is black, cause she didn't get that the cat is Marmalade because orange.

That's true. That is a Thing.

It's like, "this statue is pretty, but it looks so empty, and boring. Wait, I know how we can solve this... BOOBS, not just tasteful sideboobs, not topless, just a singular boob to complete the piece."

I like to watch documentaries on YouTube when I have those low-level blues and don't want to do anything. At least that way, even if I'm laying in my bed wrapped up in blankets and don't have the emotional energy to do anything "real," I still feel like I'm accomplishing something. Feeling like you're doing…

That's how I feel about ancient Greek/Roman artwork. Like, did all women have one boob hanging out of their togas at all times? Did they??

edit because double post, but seriously everyone come eat all the pie.

So long Isha. I hope you have a good time at fusion which...I'm assuming is some sort of energy drink?

Where's mah Jez meetup? St. Louis? ANYONE?!

Thoughts I had today:

OMIGAWD. WHY IS EVERYBODY LEAVING????

I call my dog BB! Also: Chubs, B, Lil' B, Lil' Lady...she's basically like a one-[dog]-woman cheesy early '90s hip hop crew.

GOOD THING NOBKDY HERE LIKED YOU AND THEREFORE NONE OF US HAVE TO HAVE FEELINGS ABOUT THIS. ESPECIALLY ME. I HAVE THE LEAST FEELINGS ABOUT THIS.

ISHA I LOVE YOU AND I DON'T WANT TO SAY GOODBYE.

I've got one on the inside of my upper left arm & I bloody love it there. I like that it's easy to see when I want, but that it also still catches my eye & surprises me. Does that make sense? And it really didn't hurt -the only sharp bit was a portion down nearish my elbow-bone, which wasn't where I expected it.

Tattoos hurt as much as you expect, but that being said, if you don't work yourself up before hand, they're not bad. You can gauge how badly tattoos on the meaty parts of you will hurt by pinching the area. My biceps didn't hurt that bad, just avoid getting tattooed near/in your armpits. Those were the ones that…

I have a word on my foot. I love it. I can wear shoes to cover it or shoes to let it show. It is along the outside.

Under your boob? Still hurt, but maybe less stretch happening?