That is an excellent outlook! You're right, I'm a grown lady person. In many ways I don't care what people think, but I still harbor these stupid teenager worries! Plus I'm a mom of 2, so people should just be excited I'm not wearing my usual uniform of flip flops and yoga pants.

UPDATE: I PEED

Spent a wonderful day out with my mother. We ate an amazing lunch at the National Gallery of Art, then we went to the Dumbarton Oaks museum, and we explored the vast gardens.

Wide-legged pants were a trend?! Dafuq. I never noticed. Probably should go out more in 2015.

My question is, why is it so easy for men than for women? I've heard everything from asexualism, medicine (I can relate to that one), to uncaring partners, etc. There's got to be something more—the clitoris is just for sexual pleasure (at least that's what I learned in biology class a billion years ago). It's rare…

"Calf-length everything"

I am a fan of the sentiment, but I'd personally put it in a locked location and negotiate X days of good behavior to get it back, rather than return it. Give them something to work for, you know?

I'm confused. Parents are reviled because they don't discipline their kids. They're reviled if they punish them. (You can't spank them!)

I tried masturbating several times over the course of my late teens and early twenties and I never got anywhere close to reaching orgasm. I read websites, I talked to my friends, I bought a vibrator, nothing worked. I vividly remember bursting into tears after having sex with my boyfriend once because I was so…

Okay...I never put two separate comment threads on an article, but I have to this time.

I've never had an orgasm. Ever. Getting married in a few months to a guy who has never gotten me off. I love him and I like sex well enough because it makes me feel connected to him, but I'd also be fine without sex. I spent a long time feeling very broken and still sometimes feel that way, but at this point I think…

I've never come, ever, with anyone. It doesn't particularly bother me because I guess you can't miss what you don't know? But it sure is annoying. Proper boyfriends tend to notice quite quickly and then there is a chat and them confidently announcing they will be the one to make it happen. Then comes the slow erosion…

bitch it might, you don't know her fucking life.

I'm in a facebook group where we bs about the various Bachelor shows (mostly so everyone else doesn't unfriend us for posting it publicly) and I was amazed at how many people in that group hated her. It mostly seemed to be because she's intelligent and didn't dumb herself down, which I thought was awesome and they…

That would be like getting to close to the surface of the sun; we would all burn up in a blaze of glory....I'm in.

I want a Mariah Carey vs. Naomi Campbell shadeoff. We already had a Mariah vs. Nicki on that season of American Idol, so this is all I need to see in my lifetime.

So, guys, I got accepted to a new college! And all my credits transferred!

Perfect.

Here's my kitty with a shiny new mouse for giftmas!