alienqueen
alienqueen
alienqueen

What the fuck is 5th harmony? Come on, now you're just making shit up to make us feel old. Right? Right??

I literally quit watching this show because of Saleisha winning.

reblog if u crey every tym.

So... Can we name the baby South West? Or is Kanye gonna be mad if we do?

Bare with her though, right? Bear a bare bear on your bare back, and keep your money in your back pocket.

My boyf has this uncanny ability to win concert tickets off radio stations. This year alone, we have seen James Taylor, gone to a 3-day wine-and-music festival, and, most recently saw Chrissy Hynde perform (just this week!). You guys, she is a badass and her vocals are spot-on. Like, she must be drinking tea with

The thing about any relationship is that it works until it doesn't. If you both stay committed to making it work, it can work. That's not a guarantee that it will work, but it's also a reason to try. The worst that can happen is he'll meet someone else during that 9 months and you'll be dumped - which could happen

I could really use some advice. I'm 21 years old, a senior in college, and have never been in a relationship of any kind, not a casual flirtation or hookup, not even a date. Usually I can keep myself feeling upbeat by staying busy and enjoying the company of friends, but sometimes I just feel so unbearably lonely that

Can you forgive him? If you can't, then no. This is just going to be toxic for both of you. You will have this awful thing kicking around in your head, about when he cheated, and how he is not trustworthy. I could list all of the things that would probably pop in to your head... but I won't, because they're probably

If you think it can work, then try. At least you can say you tried. Love can make you do some really fucked up things, but it can be worth it in the long run.
My best friend met a guy on POF (he's in the air force) and it was the same as your situation. They spent everyday together for two months, eventually started

youre basically david schwimmer now

Ah, my pants pooper name is Pruitt. He was trying to flirt with a girl by farting on her (no, never got an answer on why he thought that was a good idea) and he shit himself. Since that day he has only been called Poopin Pruitt.

I can tell you that yoga *will* be good for you. In terms of your fears about your body: You will not be the biggest person in the room. Your clothes matter none, as long as you can move freely in them. Dress in comfy, stretchy pants. The only warning I'll give is this: a loose t-shirt seems like a sensible,

This reminds me of an episode of The Office where Creed wants to start a blog and Ryan opens up a word doc for him.

I just thought he swam everywhere.

I wanna be related to you now though. :-(

dear maria shriver,

My Grandma died yesterday morning, my Saturday, I am so very very sad but I still haven't cried and I don't know why. This is a photo of her about the time I was born, I was the first grandchild and always made to feel extra special because of it.

I'm pretty sure I just watched the whole movie in that trailer