alienqueen
alienqueen
alienqueen

I...I have one and I’m not sure what it is? Is this slang for something sexual? Or literally just flicking someone over the pants? I’m not sure I need to know.

I’m a high school teacher and oddly enough, that’s somehow kinda in style right now? All I ever notice are how EVERYTHING is thin, horizontal stripes. Why all of these tiny stripes? And dresses that are basically just long baggy shirts. When I was in high school it was all about brand names and Hollister and

I’m feeling the same way you are...recently unfollowed her on Instagram because every single post is her onstage with a celebrity friend (many of whom, like her legion of Victoria’s Secret models or actresses like Mariska Hargitay*, don’t seem to have anything to do with her concert, it feels like showing off). If

It’s probably out of my price range, but a friend of mine likes her Note 3...are all Notes shit? This is why phones are so confusing! :(

I am not sure :( I’m trying to move and want a roommate as I am too paranoid (from Law and Order SVU probs) to live alone. Probably too much for either of us though because while not fancy myself, I work in a fancy area :(

What about some clip-ins or a good quality wig, things you can always reuse? Otherwise you’ll have to bleach it, and your hair sounds too gorgeous for that!

I’m seeing a dermatologist Monday for scarring (also still breakout sometimes). I had to get a referral through my insurance to do so though, not sure about your situation. Whatever you do, don’t inject weird stuff in your face or buy stupid shit online! Go the professional route.

Hold me closer, Tony Danza

Like other commenters said, age is only a big deal if you make it one. I’ve dated six or seven years older than me, it’s all about what you have in common. My current boyfriend is only two years older than I am, but I’d probably go up to eight to ten years older. Six years absolutely doesn’t seem excessive, either.

Was going to say hair on point, glasses on point, chicken on point...but the list was getting too long. EVERYTHING ON POINT.

Happy Saturday night! Not sure how to start this so...I need phone help :(

Kept seeing commercials for this while binge-watching Lifetime movies last weekend. Was anyone asking for this? Did anyone want this? Can’t we just let Full House die?

Right? What about my tiny wines from the Rite Aid checkout counter? My tiny wines!

I’ve had a couple delays with them, but things seem to be on time more often than not. One time when a flight was delayed they were able to put me on another that flew into a nearby airport. Delays can happen anywhere, though. Since when you board it’s a seating free for all, make sure you check in 24 hours ahead of

People love to shit on Southwest but I almost exclusively fly with them for the price. I flew with them for the third time this year just last week, I checked both of my bags (FOR FREEEEE!!!) both ways and both of my bags were there at each baggage claim. Plus they generally have pretty good service, and nice flight

They should all get in a tub like Dude 1. Then just stay there.

You’re never wearing out your welcome when you’re posting JLo videos tbh

FIST BUMPS RECIPROCATED we are meant to be friends.

Your GIF won’t load on my computer and so I can’t tell if it is a GIF of gratitude or revulsion, and I won’t ever feel complete again until I know (or do the coke off JLo’s ass idk whichever comes first)

Your adjective game is strong.