Half eaten tacos? You couldn’t finish the tacos? Give ‘em here.

For someone like CARRIE to borrow. The only way you’d see that money again is if you looked in her shoe closet.

And it was like, the ugliest fucking bag.

One time I karaoked “Feels Like the First Time” idk we all make poor choices. Kinda rocked it, though (obviously referring to me)

FUCK denim mini skirts! I had one in high school because I was trying way too aggressively to dress cool and that shit was always riding up.

You need more stars for this.

Especially when two other people had offered to loan her money haha what the fuck

My juniors are reading One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest right now; I’d never read it before I found out I’d be teaching it and it’s a very interesting read!

I bet you look fucking fabulous in a maxi dress! Don’t let the haters stop you from doing your thang (I’d insert the appropriate Mean Girls gif if I knew how)

I used to think Dashboard Confessional was some sort of truth or dare like game you played in the car omg

My boyfriend told me that his high school’s sex ed was basically the outright lie that condoms don’t prevent pregnancy, so there’s no way to have sex without that possibility, so just don’t have sex. Yeah. The fuck. So counterproductive.

GIRL THEY’RE ON A COLORFUL, BEADED CHAIN AROUND YOUR NECK

Who the fuck is King Cairo? What the fuck kind of name is that? You are fucking kidding me. How can I be 24 and feel so old not knowing who these mother fuckers are? How many times can I say fuck in this comment? Fucking HELP.

It’s like they’ve lost the timidity that many freshmen have and become cocky, but then that maturity that kicks in some time over the summer before junior year hasn’t happened yet. I also teach juniors and while they can get rowdy (if we’re playing Jeopardy or something) it’s night and day.

All I know is one of my students actually did that shit...if it makes you feel any better, she’s a sophomore, and everyone knows that sophomores are pretty much the worst when it comes to decision making/everything (yet somehow loveable).

I’m a high school teacher and one of my students came today with her lips bruised because she did that dumbass Kylie Jenner lip challenge bullshit thing (she used a shot glass). She said it only made her lips big for half an hour...how’s that worth it?

Rock the fuck outta that dress whenever you feel like it! Go you!

Thanks! Having something to look forward to that’s only a couple of weeks away has been helpful. There’s a really vague plan for the future too...hangin in there!

Greetings, pals and gals. Any other Jezzies out there in long distance relationships? My boyfriend moved (for work reasons) a few weeks ago and this is my first one. We live about 400 miles apart and I’ll be seeing him over Memorial Day weekend and another time before that, so it’s not the worst case scenario, but not…

This does not have enough stars.