I actually saw one they put out this year that had like...a compelling plot? I got way too into it. Something like a girl's stepmom was trying to kill her on this tropical island and hired some random look-alike girl to pose as her so they could get her inheritance?

Fellow teacher! I hope you are on winter break right now as I am. I mean, I've got a TON of stuff to do, but at least the sleeping in is nice?

Terrible Lifetime movies are my lifeblood

I think maybe the people who financed their artsy lives were into Jesus and had some sway over what they painted. Like their benefactors and stuff.

I bow down to you.

IT'S LIKE I GOT TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN humans weren't meant to know such perfection

The fact that the cat is black just makes it 100% better tbh

HAVING YOUR BOOBS OUT IS JUST PRACTICAL as evidenced in the Delacroix French Revolution painting. So now I'm convinced that European artists throughout all of time were only concerned with boobs and Jesus. (Boobs and Jesus is a great band name call your dibs now).

If I ever get pregnant I am going to come to you for name suggestions. HULLABALOO.

That's how I feel about ancient Greek/Roman artwork. Like, did all women have one boob hanging out of their togas at all times? Did they??

JEZZIES what do you do when you are feeling the lonelies? I have been so lonely lately (even though I live with my parents and brother, we all co-exist well for the most part, at least my mom and brother and I do, but we're not close, which feels even lonelier) and idk my friends are either far away or busy a lot.…

I CAME ON HERE TO SAY MARMALADE (omg after an old King of Queens episode) so I second B.B. Marmalade.

East of Eden! My favorite book ever. Thanks for the suggestion, I've thought about a tattoo just above my ankle (my cat's paw print, I'm a crazy cat lady) but never really considered the foot. I've heard they fade faster there, how old is yours and has it faded at all?

Tattoo Jezzies: So I've been thinking about getting a tattoo but I don't know where. I've wanted the word "timshel" for quite a while but I'd want to put it in a place that I could hide (I'm a teacher) but that I can still see without having to look in a mirror. I've been thinking left bicep but I've heard that hurts…

I mean I'm def not a scientist but I always just assumed that it was easier for men to orgasm because of the whole "bodies are programmed to make babies" thing. If a guy doesn't orgasm, he can't get someone pregnant, but if a woman doesn't, she can still get pregnant? Ya feel?

I mean I'm def not a scientist but I always just assumed that it was easier for men to orgasm because of the whole "bodies are programmed to make babies" thing. If a guy doesn't orgasm, he can't get someone pregnant, but if a woman doesn't, she can still get pregnant? Ya feel?

I mean I'm def not a scientist but I always just assumed that it was easier for men to orgasm because of the whole "bodies are programmed to make babies" thing. If a guy doesn't orgasm, he can't get someone pregnant, but if a woman doesn't, she can still get pregnant? Ya feel?

Hey, on the booze front, last night I tried to get drunk watching Tarzan on Netflix with my friend (omg that sounds so much lamer than it did in my head) but for some reason I barely felt buzzed :( I feels ya

I mean I'm def not a scientist but I always just assumed that it was easier for men to orgasm because of the whole "bodies are programmed to make babies" thing. If a guy doesn't orgasm, he can't get someone pregnant, but if a woman doesn't, she can still get pregnant? Ya feel?

I mean I'm def not a scientist but I always just assumed that it was easier for men to orgasm because of the whole "bodies are programmed to make babies" thing. If a guy doesn't orgasm, he can't get someone pregnant, but if a woman doesn't, she can still get pregnant? Ya feel?