alienne2
alienne 2.0 (Lost PW)
alienne2

English major who knew what she wanted to do: read books and write papers. It was only when I graduated that I realized I wasn’t fit for much more than retail. I did luck into a books column in my city’s alt weekly, which paid $30/week, so there was that.

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For being such middling talents, the tattoos seem par for the course. Where in the world did anyone get the idea that Jennifer Lopez was some big talent?

I’m old enough to have seen Genesis live when Phil was still drumming and while it may have also been my first sober concert, it was also one of the most memorable. So, so incredibly good.

In full-time pandemic America, I shame no one for whatever makes them happy as long as it’s consensual and no one feels like they have to go along. Spending the money is unnecessary, but some people will do it, regardless. Come on, there’s never been a better time to make excuses why you can’t join in on something.

This is your mother speaking and honey, it’s just not attractive on you. Any of you. 

Jackie Kennedy was the mother of the up and coming vice president, John F. Kennedy, Jr., of course!

May we please react/respond to Daily Mail “news” with a little more suspicion? Even tabloids have a hierarchy.

She did pass the baby bar. 

If she gets there, I’ll definitely have some respect for her. Law school, bar prep and the bar exam made up the worst years of my life. I can’t imagine doing even half of it while dealing with 4 kids, a tv show, blah blah blah. I’m curious what drives her. Is it just money and fame? 

Welcome, Jackass!

Completely excited that there’s a new season of Happy Valley!

I get the feeling these two can’t stop. And I think it’s Harry in the driver’s seat and Meghan is just trying to help him heal or whatever. He’s been silent for a lifetime and now he’s talking like he’s never going to stop. This, too, shall pass, but my god, please let it pass soon. I love these two kids and think

I’m told this is merely the media’s take on it. Someone posted the 2 pages from his book about it and it was clear he was not boasting.

I’ve been on this site a long effing time and I distinctly remember tons of people here absolutely reveling in the Taylor snake hate. SMH

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If it makes them feel better, why not? Although I cannot think of Dr. Phil without thinking of this video:

I watched the Netflix special and thought they were a fun couple, earnest and adorable and utterly cringe. But I still like them. It’s like Harry needed to have Family Week during someone’s rehab program to get this off his chest. Having been through a few of them with an alcoholic brother and a drug and alcohol

“A vet could bring that back to life” has provided me with a needed chuckle today. Y’all eat your raw cow, baby cows, pigs and stuff. I feel badly that this kid can’t just focus on finding something that makes him happy rather than chasing fame like my cat chases his own tail. Incredibly depressing. I just hope little

Cats > Humans

What hair?