I haven’t been drunk in over 30 years because even four tiny cups at Passover gives me a raging headache, but Andy Cohen’s drunken rants on NYE give me such joy. No one wants a tame AC2.

Fun fact: Manhattan, KS, a college town where Kansas State University is located, is called “the Little Apple.”  

I was really disappointed in her episode of Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend. If I want awkward as entertainment, I’ll visit my MIL.

Not a peep on Mason’s Torah portion. I’m disappointed. 

I’m 4.5 episodes in and maybe it’s because I’m an old bag, but I’m kind of rooting for these kids. They’re a little precious and a little clueless, but I respect their moxie and touch of hubris and think they’re telling the truth from their own perspectives. Fuck the royal family - that institution needed to die…

Three Stars, One Cup.

I guess I’m going to be that jackass who points out that “wherefore art thou” means “why?” not “where are you.” Maybe you meant to title this Why are you buccal fat?

I think we both know he wasn’t invited.

GMA3 romance is to People what Harry & Meghan is to the Daily Mail.

I think Conan O’Brien should have been invited.

People, I thought this was Connie Britton. Anyone else see it?

I saw that. I like these kids. But had they asked me (if only), I would have suggested they lay low, ride this thing out, and simply show people who they are instead of try to create a bigger and better competing narrative. Whoever their PR people are, they need to fire them. 

Red flags? Red flags? All you have to do is glance at what the media makes of Harry and Meghan on an hourly basis and see why no one’s getting an advance copy of the series. 

There are far more Black royal descendants in this country than white ones. Try living as part of a people who have spend over 400 years with a boot on their neck and then come talk about wanting to lift oneself and one’s people up. You don’t know anything.

Have they always incited such booing or is this something new? 

Like it or not, England’s royalty has been a largely effed up institution forever. It’s got to be hanging by an albeit sturdy thread by now. Whatever Harry and Meghan, the series, the couple, can do to hasten its demise is all for the good. Unfortunately, this will eventually be remembered as historical and it’s…

Gosh, let’s see how the Daily Mail commenters are enjoying this!

Thanks, doll.

If these people are canceled, then why do we still hear the crap they say? We can only wish for such cancelation.

It’s true they had a “booze and whores” time in the past but I think it’s better now. I make a payroll donation through work and get to pick an actual place to receive my money. Or maybe that specific place is enjoying some blow and casino nights?