“So fresh, so clean,” so completely ironic.  My freshman roommate and good friend from high school recently posted pictures of herself with my rapist, also someone from high school. But hey, he was popular and good-looking and she wasn’t going to let that stop her. She was one of the only two people I told. The need…

He’s nuts if he doesn’t think an employee has ever done something nasty to that toothbrush.

My mental acuity has taken a nosedive in the last few years so it’s likely I’m to blame for misunderstanding. Besides, I cannot fault someone known as Bippity Bopity Boodles. I love that.

I don’t see the connection between your example and Miller’s from Audra’s article. Miller is arguably a name and in After Miss Julie, her co-star is Jonny Lee Miller. No contest Sienna is the bigger name and should have been paid equal if not more than J.L. Miller. In Cabaret, the star was Alan Cummings, so I can see…

I will never forget a cartoon in Mother Jones in the 80s that had a sketch of a guy’s profile with short hair and under it “Larry.” Next to that was same guy with a stubby ponytail, “Neo Larry.” 

My number one goal this year is to tell no one at work how annoying I find having an office christmas party and how I’m boycotting.

Exactly. I remember reading my mom’s Cosmos back then and finding out that models smoke with they’re hungry. End of.

Life is tremendously difficult for so many of us. Please grant me, a normally decent person and good Jew, the kindness and tolerance this xmas season not to be the big bitch who ruins things for everyone else over her annoyance at commercial christmas.

You make several good points. I’m glad you got good help. I will say my niece managed to get well using the services out there for the poor and uninsured, and I wish she could have had the top of the line care. In the end, I think it’s about the addict, themselves, wanting the help finally, but no one likely finds the…

Whatever he wanted and kept it to himself. 

In part. The amount of time and money that man has spent on himself is obscene. I’d feel better had it kept this nugget to himself. Having grown up with addicts and had my family destroyed by it, I have a hard time setting aside my anger over the selfishness of it and the waste of all that money when so many go…

I did not watch the show. They all seemed mean to me!

Every marriage is unhappy in its own way.*

It would be perfect were it Matthew Perry.

God spare me the ramblings of yet another entitled mediocre white man. I read the most poignant tweet yesterday and wish I could tell you who wrote it but it essentially said it took $9M for Perry to get off drugs but we’re all wondering why the people in Appalachia can’t get it done. The actual nerve of this guy. 

Oh, god, yes. That’s so true!

I believe that almost all women can relate to the weigh-in scene, regardless of their actual weight. No matter what my weight - on the lighter side, on the heavier side - I’ve felt FAT.

I actually like the jumpsuit; she looks cute in it!

I’ve been married a long time so I may be jaded, but ladies, life is just as good without a man - and in many cases, better - so don’t put up with this shite in your youth and find yourself regretting so much after 50. 

My nephew managed to buy over $50 worth of crap on a game app I let him download (curse you in-app purchases!) to my phone in a bid to be the fun aunt and I will never let that devil touch my phone again. The Carters seem fully ensconced in luxury living and massive consumption of goods and services and I just hope…