I’m billionaire-intolerant, thanks.

Maybe it’s because I’m old and grumpy but I would have no problem telling this pack of overeager rat terriers to quit humping my leg. If I ever am in the mood, a hundred grand could get me an evening with much hotter guys.

Give J̶u̶l̶i̶a̶n̶ ̶C̶a̶s̶t̶r̶o̶ ̶K̶a̶m̶a̶l̶a̶ ̶H̶a̶r̶r̶i̶s̶ Stacey Abrams the VP gig. Or Elizabeth Warren.

So is the plan to just bitch about Biden for the next 7 months then run endless articles exploring “how did Trump win” ala 2016?

So is the plan to just bitch about Biden for the next 7 months then run endless articles exploring “how did Trump win” ala 2016?

Families taking up the entire sidewalk. Where is everyone else supposed to walk, bitch? Why would now be the time to drive your family of five, two dogs (one off leash), a stroller and a pogo stick into someone else’s busy neighborhood and walk five across the sidewalk? If you want to walk in a hoard, walk around…

Cadbury Creme eggs are wonderful. Especially if you can get one from England, where the chocolate is still just a bit better (maybe use of sugar over corn syrup?) However do not sleep on the caramel filled egg, which is just overindulgence personified.

This is pure blasphemy. 

I don’t even recognize other Easter candy. Cadbury or bust.

I always think this is weird too. The only reason I can come up with is that the specific photos or paintings they have hung are memories of the shoot or photog or some other thing that brings them joy. I may be being very generous with that take, but the photos that I have of me around my house are from trips and…

Boy, the mailbag is going to be on fire this week. 

As the campaign attempts to chug along in the middle of a global pandemic, voters can be forgiven for wondering where the hell Joe Biden is.

13. “Can’t Believe It, I Didn’t Get My Way”

“I Don’t Give a… Fuck If I Dance on the 1 and 3”

I mean, those are Chads who are called out all the damn time. But do keep on with this disingenuous bullshit.

Dude, naw, that's Becky.

“Perhaps the most perplexing quality all Karens share is time because they always seem to have it.” Right?

There has never been a woman in history with that haircut that didn’t act like a Karen.

In addition to being a Prime Karen, Julie Bindel is also a really shitty transphobe (a TERF, to be precise), and has called bisexuality a “trend”. She’s a tier-one asshole.