i had a guy hand me a loaded shotgun once. i’d never been to his house, i’d only known him for a couple weeks from work. i could have pointed it at him playfully and pulled the trigger or myself in the same way.

i stopped going to his house and talking to him outside of work after that. you dont fuck with guns.

that’s why the guy was in total shock. he was saying how he thought it was another one of travis’ jokes at first, but then started to understand that he shot his brains out right in front of him.

Actually, reputable zoos do a lot of enrichment activities to keep the animals entertained and active. Saw a news segment a few years back on a local zoo that puts chopped up fish bits in a water balloon, then freezes it, then they remove the rubber balloon part and toss the fish/ice ball into the otter tank for them…

And let’s face it, a big piece of cake is probably going to be more reliably pleasurable anyway....

What if the nipple tape was used to cover up his nipple rings? How deep does this mystery go!?

Maybe they should just find him a dark-colored shirt.

Uh Barack told you what to do in 2016 and you fake ass progressives ignored him. It is not Barack’s job or The Clinton’s job to do anything. Oh maybe you should take you head out of your ass and see what The Clinton Foundation and Obama Foundation have been doing during this time. Hint it is more than your ass is…

Yep, zoo animals are bored *now*

Me after trying to put my cat in the stroller.

It’s a narrow path, but Bernie still has a chance.

“Don’t know when it became popular to be proud of being a dick to people, but please put those dicks away now.”

Wild how the primary isn’t over and people can still vote for Sanders, who has never been accused of rape btw. But no let’s vote for the senile segregationist, who doesn’t believe in free Healthcare even during a fucking pandemic,who has raped one woman, but probably more. Democrats are so stupid.

Yea, John and Travis were just sad. The only other people that seemed somewhat normal were Kelci and Rick and the whole time I just kept thinking, “Why the F did you stay there so long/go back?”

She didn’t think this through, okurrr?

Or catnip.

Your scheme needs more meth.

The takeaway I get from Tiger King is if you want to start a cult, use animals as your cover story. I’m currently in negotiations with my sister’s two cats, offering them positions as my consigliere and security chief, respectively.

Even if she did kill her husband, as between her, Doc Antle, Joe Exotic, Jeff Lowe, and the various other big cat/private zoo owners, she remains by far the closest thing to a decent person among the whole lot of them.

ia pumpkin

I was fostering this handsome devil for the past few weeks. He went to his permanent home on Friday and now I’m sad.