Maybe he’s getting ready to leave the cocoon?

I have read
the comment
that you made
on this blog

The NYFW spread looks to a person with bad eyesight and old glasses like it has a different version of Khloe Kardashian in each photo.

Taxes, children, health care decisions. 

You are a true love.

I called the Pop Secret people once just to tell them how much I loved their microwave popcorn and I ended up on the phone with the customer service rep for 10 minutes and she insisted on sending me free product coupons even though I swore I wasn’t calling to get them. She was so shocked - definitely do this!

Please, please read this: https://harpers.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/HarpersMagazine-1996-01-0007859.pdf

Sounds incredibly autobiographical. 

Yes. And the bills in my register had to face west. I cup coins in my palm with tall girl, ring man and pinkie and have the bills between pointer and thumbkin.

He’s been binge-watching Love Island.

Does he often point out that you’re “makin’ copies?”

Is it okay, though, for my teen daughter to call her father and I, interchangeably, “dude?”

Does The The come from that Wallace Stevens poem?

What about “Sweets?” I love calling people sweets, such as “Hey, sweets, are you coming to lunch with us?” Maybe this works only from women to women? But I’ve called my husband “sweets.” Will someone please send the funny wagon to pick me up?

Truly pissed me off that he went for Nancy Drew. She’s an icon!

Thank you for treating Pluto like the planet it is.

Ben Sasse is wiping a tear from his eye.

Kris Kobach is probably at this very moment writing a memo.

My husband did criminal defense work and said he had many cases of domestic violence against male partners but they rarely followed through given how mercilessly they would be mocked for it. 

I cannot stop worrying about Meghan in Great Britain. They so do not deserve her.