trump has turned my former libertarian husband into a democratic socialist, so that’s fun.

I watch Lil’ Baby Aidy at least once a month, along with Friendos.

I thought musicians supporting Kaepernick were boycotting the NFL halftime show?

. . . and MTV’s Dan Cortese?

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I’ve gone from giddy elation to anxious ecstasy to sobbing tears of tremendous relief. Please, do it some more!

I haven’t felt this deliriously and innocently happy since my 21st birthday, high as a kite and wildly dancing at some flashy Kansas City disco.

I woke up this morning feeling absolutely giddy for the first time in three years. It could all go to hell in the end, but I will remember these days when the cloud cover briefly lifted.

For now, I’m most horrified by the fact that two alleged leaders of two countries speak with a syntax that makes Tweety-Bird sound like a Ph.D. in economics.

What pickle brand boasts the crunchiest spear?

Or Castle Rock. To each his own, I guess?

That’s right! There’s a whole world of pedophiles just waiting!

I laughed, I cried, it changed my life.  For real.

It’s said Jethro Bodine was born with a full set of teeth.

My dad would have done the same in a heartbeat.  He’s been dead for 28 years and I haven’t missed him a single day.

Jesus, mine, too!  

More practically, this hideous food thing happened to me while binge-eating baby carrots while on a diet and ultimately, I had to have my esophagus expanded. You’re completely out and they insert this weighted, tapered snake-like thing into your esophagus and it helps expand it if you have an obstruction, which I…

I’d like to buy an article, either definite or indefinite!

George?

Perhaps, but it’s really hard to cheer them on when they’re such utter dickheads with their follow-through.  Makes a person think the reason for the leaks wasn’t quite so heroic.