And you would run to . . . Russia?  Okay, then.

Thank you!  WTF with this Assange love?

I know this is sarcastic, but in this instance, you don’t want to be. Assange is an opportunist/rapist who cares about only one person, Julian Assange. He did nothing for us except work exceptionally hard to fuck up our election. Pamela Anderson, the cool girl who only likes to hang out with boys because they’re not…

I had a friend in grad school who decided to do this - he made chicken salad sandwiches for the week, had 5 yogurt cups and 5 apples and was going to bring one per day to our “office.”  He did it on a Monday and then Monday night he got drunk and ate all the remaining sandwiches that evening.  This still makes me…

And rats, and roaches, etc.

I hardly think Adrienne Rich is a celebrity, but go off, Karen.

I revered the poet Adrienne Rich for decades and my BFF took me to hear her read and speak at a fancy thing in Kansas City years ago. She was obviously bored and annoyed during the meet & greet and signing and while I can laugh it off, it was odd to have this giant of a woman/poet become just another underwhelming…

If someone shoves a bottle into your vagina, you’ve been raped. Rape isn’t just about penises.

All but the part where she admitted to making out with a boy from another school in the bathroom.  Don’t tell me these things!!!

I dearly love Lonnie Bunch.  If you haven’t heard the interview with him on NPR, at least go read it.  He is one incredible man and this article about him makes me love him even more.  I can’t wait for his memoir!

My teen spent the summer working at the zoo and for training, the zoo had all the kids spend a 24-hour time period at the zoo, doing different things. They apparently had a massive capture-the-flag game around 1:30 a.m. throughout the entire zoo and it sounded so amazingly fun. At one point, my daughter said she was…

I love this bedbug war as it brings back the memory of this gem from The Onion’s News in Photos:

I hear you.  All things considered, though, I do adore this generation.  They seem very “with it” it to me. I was all about being popular (which I wasn’t) and pretty (only on a rare good day) and my kid thinks about bigger things than I did at that age.  It’s fun to watch.

Me:day late, pompously wrong. Thank you! xxoo

The power differential aside, they are rapist assholes.

Not random. It’s not proper style to capitalize articles, prepositions, or coordinating conjunctions. 

Tell that to my 15-year-old daughter who destroys a bathroom when she shaves her legs and who knows what else.

Pretty sure Zach is telling and retelling this story over and over ad infinitum.

To-may-to, to-mah-to.

I think you’re suffering a troll.  And between us, I’m fine with Warren and the DNA test.  It represents all that’s good (and transparent) about her.