Alienne

6/21/19

Yeah, not always a great idea.

6/20/19

SPOILER!!!!!

6/19/19

Jew here - call them what they are - concentration camps.

6/19/19

Right. I would suck at it and it’s something I would never, ever want to do - for anyone, including myself. Hence, anxiety. But I didn’t think about there being a team. Thank you - I’ll pocket the clonazepam for now.

6/19/19

Daily Mail commenters will likely blame Meghan.

6/19/19

This is where I would look at Madonna and remind her that refugees and immigrants sleep in camps and walk away (and lose my job).

6/19/19

Does anyone else get anxiety reading these riders, like, imagining being the person who has to put all this crap together?

6/18/19

Obama would have caught them one-handed and tossed them back.

6/18/19

I used this piece of advice to great success: when the kid comes into your room, you are silent. You silently get out of bed and silently walk them back to their room. You continue to say nothing, even if the kid asks you why you aren’t talking (and they will) and you leave them with a good night or an I love you.…

6/17/19

I may have to die now to get that image out of my head!

6/17/19

I’ll take a lot of crap from my boss because I’m the sole breadwinner in my family, but I’d be updating my resume the moment I left that office.

6/17/19

Never forget.

6/17/19

Bannon couldn’t get a half dozen racists in North Topeka, Kansas, to come see him. I would imagine a sinking ship (your lips to God’s ears) is a step up for him.

6/17/19

If forced to choose one to have a 5-minute sexual encounter with, I would choose death.

6/14/19

Please don’t let assholes like that get you down. Look at you! Look at all you do - there’s no way in hell this guy can compete with that. Hence, his comment.

6/14/19

I feel sorry for Mr. Rouse. His life then, and now, sounds like a living hell. Maybe he’s happy. I don’t know. My brother, too, walked the campus of our university getting second looks from hot girls and more than one claimed he looked like a Greek God. I wish they could have seen how he ate - obsessively poring over…

6/14/19

Kevin, would you pronounce “McExtreme” with two syllables or three?

6/14/19

My guidance counselor laughed when I said I wanted to go to college and gave me zero assistance. I am now a lawyer. I hated every teacher and administrator in that school.

6/13/19

Can’t you just pack it in your checked luggage?

6/13/19

Do you ever have sugary treats at work, or is it largely healthy stuff for you?