I used to kill myself to wear different things to work and now I have navy, black and grey suits and solid shirts and mix as needed. I never have to think about clothes, which is the point. I admire people into fashion who can put together good-looking outfits, but I would rather die than spend any free time shopping.

Would you say that you now have a uniform?  Because I’ve started doing this and I love it.

I always used “SO” for significant other.  Did I just reveal my age?

She FEELS vaccinations cause problems?  KMS

Oh, I’d definitely be coming by your office for treats and talking!

How IS unsweetened apple sauce?  Should a person with lots of sugar in her desk drawer try it or is that like trying to make hummus toothpaste a thing?

Is this so people don’t come to you for treats?  

I failed upwards, so I have The Less Stressful Job I Really Wanted in my drawer. Now I’m on anti-depressants and talk about shame with my therapist. Your answer really spoke to me, I think.

I did the big bag of pretzels once and had no space in which to put them, so I just had them on a shelf on my credenza and felt like a combination law office/mini-mart.  Did you keep yours in a drawer?  And if so, do you ever worry about bugs?

That’s a good Funbag question: what’s in your snack drawer at work?  I have bubble gum, tootsie pops and Dove chocolates.

You clearly missed the World’s Largest Prairie Dog and other misfits of nature near Oakley, Kansas.  There must be a sign every 500 yards for that place going each way.

When I take I-70 to Colorado (from NE Kansas), I always feel like I’m entering wild country, even just across the border. Like a roller coaster, it is.

Wrong McDonald’s; this one is west of Chicago.

I think “booth - eel” describes it better.

I’m from Kansas and I don’t want Missouri in the Great Plains.  It sullies it with its pro-slavery history.  Plus, it’s a dumb state.

I think you’re mistaking Kansas - a free state and largely democratic until recently - for Missouri.

Thank you.  It’s been painful to watch all of Kelly’s good ideas get shot down by the clowns left over from the Brownback administration.

Damn it, Laura Kelly inherited the most screwed-up mess you’ve ever seen. Don’t judge Kansas by this single issue. We had eight years of Brownback and/or his cronies and they managed to practically destroy everything. Before Brownback, we had a fabulous Dem Gov and a very healthy state. Give Laura Kelly a chance.…

Talk about your self-hating Jew.  

This is happening to my niece, as we speak.  She’s been begging clinics to take her to help her with her PTSD and addictions, but the most recent rejected her because they didn’t contract with her health insurance company.  I hate this world so much.  My beautiful, young baby cousin committed suicide in April because…