Me, too! My daughter has the Che Birdvera t-shirt. My favorite tweet is “Hey, stop, what’s that sound, potato chip fa-all on the ground.”

Exactly.  Thanks, but no thanks.  

You must be referring to the Birb!

His past?

The designer, a low talker, asked her to wear it.

I would really like to know if the Kardashian-themed skin care and makeup lines are truly any good. Are they like L’Oreal or closer to Clinique-level goodness? Anyone tried them?

He’s amazingly handsome, for sure.  Also, if I ever am blessed to receive a hug from the President (44), I’m going in for a hard hug and might very well cling to him, sobbing.

One of funniest things I’ve seen at work is this guy who is into fitness and health get his standing desk and then get caught regularly sitting in his office chair with his standing desk way above his head.

Didn’t you hear that now they’re saying standing desks are bad? I’m going to demand a bed and a “space pen” that will write upside down a la Seinfeld.

You are correct. But it was the subpoena for the tapes from the House Judiciary Committee (without Republican support) - that the Supremes ultimately ruled did not enjoy executive privilege - that brought Nixon down. After the tapes were turned over, he lost Republican support in the Senate. I suppose I’m dreaming if…

LOL!  I got roped into buy one from the Dan & Phil shop, which was bad enough, but suddenly, these bizarre Fjällräven backpacks became hip and they are at Nordstrom of all places.  My kid is lucky she’s an only child!

+100 for the Bill Bryson reference!  If you love him, I love you!

Agreed.  She would have my respect if she actually brought down some trash.

I sadly remember the day we quit buying backpacks at Target and had to get one from Nordstrom.  

I, a midwesterner of the central plains variety, purchase Eddie Bauer flannel shirts.

Hmm.  I don’t remember that being the case at all.  It was the subpoena to turn over the tapes.  Were you alive at that time?

Nixon resigned based on the investigation that was underway in the House at the time. He never was impeached. This need not even get to the Senate. That’s my point.

No, because of all the juice we find during the proceedings.  That’s what took down Nixon.

Precisely!  We need impeachment hearings to discover all the crimes and go from there.  Plus, added benefit of keeping up trump’s heart rate.

I would be too worried about seeming too basic for an alien.