LOL!  But wouldn’t it be hilarious if they did???

That’s perfect.  She came up with the plan when she was too young to understand that tramp stamps were “out,” to quote Esme Squalor.

We always do that, too. If someone says the usual “made in China?” with disgust, she responds with “And that’s a problem, why???”

Me, too.  These old fat guys seem to have second, third and even fourth lives.  They abuse food, alcohol and everything else put in front of them, and yet they live until 85 or 90 and die in their sleep.  Kushner’s too precious for a fight.

Nope, there’s too much of this out there to miss. You can work any day!

One more thing - our daughter, born in China, has always said she’s going to get “Made in China” tattooed on her lower back eventually.  Kind of clever, I think.

This must be an urban legend, but my husband told me years ago that he had a college friend who had gone to Egypt and had one of those necklaces created of her name in hieroglyphics. Soon after, someone explained to her that what it actually said was “Yankee Go Home.” True or not, 20 years later, we still laugh and…

Or, the high school could hire a super-young hottie - tall, dark & handsome - like my kid’s high school.  My daughter informed me that all the girls in her class practically kill themselves to do their best for Mr. Snack.

Apparently, you did not have the adequate amount of self-loathing in a swimsuit because I conjured up a menstrual period every time we swam in gym class - to the point the teacher (who was the very attractive football coach) - asked an older girl if my menstrual cycle was even physiologically possible.  She merely…

Also rude to leave out Squee.

I thought she went with Khloe and True to see the firefighters per Khloe’s Instagram?  Also, I’ll see myself out.

No, it’s how they get me after work and on the weekends. I’m glad to work my ass off during office hours; it’s having to respond to late-night emails that kills me. I feel like I never leave work.

We had to ask a separate division in our office to give us until 9:30 a.m. in order to give our division a chance to even begin our food party for someone’s birthday because they’re on it the moment it’s put out, regardless of whether or not it’s covered.

Before you take away the doughnut holes and mini Mars candy bars, please take away my work iPad and VPN access.

By all means, let’s make work even more insufferable. We’re only one of the most sleep-deprived, miserable people on earth.  There’s got to be a way to make the place we spend most of our day a total drag.  

This is the kind of thing my older sister INSISTS upon doing whenever we go somewhere together. You can imagine the screaming matches. Regardless, I always end up participating in at least one of her bird-brained ideas and am the one vacillating between being a good sport and quietly singing along to putting my head…

There’s now a great reply from Ed Helms on that referencing dance moves of the ‘Nard dog.  

He looks like someone who would be hanging around a Kansas diner.

All I’ve heard is filming was in 2018, so it should be sometime in 2019, which is so nebulous as to be a non-answer.

Well, that’s not all he is, but sure.  I can see why you would say that.