I grew up in a house of loud people so I’ve never noticed.  

No one can say this woman is not taking her job seriously!

I’m happy to now be at the age and stage of life where I truly need and want this good advice.  Thank you!

I love this bad bitch!

Nothing ever changes. Thirty years ago I went to an inner-city high school, which still had a white majority of students, but because the school was ethnically diverse (compared to the suburban high schools in its division), whenever the teams played the school’s arch-rival, the fans threw bananas and called our…

You’re doing the lord’s work.

With beavers!  Also, I would argue Mel is just taking whatever work comes his way.  He’s certainly not headlining anything.  All the Lethal Weapon movies are now on Hulu and I told my husband because he loved them and he replied, “I can’t really watch him anymore.”  

Agreed.  He’s not special or clever or create enough to get a second chance.  I’d go see Kevin Hart before I spent a nickel on CK.

Someone put a fork in him.

Right?  Talk about a super-hero; this girl is the real thing.

And in fact, it appears the (alleged) murderer’s father has been riddled with guilt and shame.

All we need is some big name to cater and we can go on tour together.

LOL!  Unfortunately, my kiddo quit watching at some point (that point where she decided being alone in her room was preferable to hanging out with me), so she missed all the Tom fun.  I’ve been watching Brooklyn 99 with her now so our new saying is “name of your sex tape.”  (And always, “that’s what she said.”)

Dead girl or live boy, amirite?

I have no idea, but I do know that if you’re Jewish, your anonymous good deeds carry more weight than those done in the spotlight.

The visual!  Thank you!  Always Team Maude.

My teenage daughter and I watched the first several seasons of RHONY together and it has provided us with an unbreakable bond and shared love that starts with one of us randomly humming the line, “money can’t buy you cla-asss,” and we both break into the refrain, loudly.  Better than therapy, where I’m just told I…

TMI: When she was going through her crazy phase around 19, I remember saying to my young daughter who was confused about Hannah Montana’s new shtick, it’s just a young woman finding her way in the world and how she might want to find her way in a flamboyant fashion and we should celebrate it if no one’s getting hurt.…

OMG, yes! Almost as good as people who Instagram deeply-moving pictures of them protesting. Just get your fat ass out there and do it. Human being as brand marketing.

This makes me unreasonably happy.  Jesus, get a life (me).