I think Lindsay has relapsed. Assuming she was ever clean and sober. These are the ramblings of someone having a breakdown.

I was having a fantastic Saturday, until a friend stopped by earlier. She asked if she could make herself a sandwich for lunch. Sure, no problem. We eat each other’s food all the time. After a few minutes, I went into the kitchen to grab myself something, too. She was making a peanut butter and butter sandwich. No…

So, if I’m not sufficiently physically attractive, I can’t ask for anything from my potential partner? And if I decline to go along with that, the response isn’t just, “Well, then you might end up staying single...” but, “Yeah, you need to examine your biases...” and perhaps a bit of shaming on top of that?

In all fairness, she might just be a heartless, child kicking asshole.

Geez it’s like we aren’t supposed to kick adults with children in their arms. How else am I supposed to my cardio?

“I’m not a heartless, child-kicking racist.”

My Jewish parents attended mass given at the Vatican by Pope John Paul II. I asked why, and my dad told me he was hungry and wanted the cracker.

Guess they didn’t follow the excellent advice John Scalzi retweeted...

I rarely say this about people. But she deserves all the bad karma that is heading her way right now. That video was so mean and vicious, it actually made me cry. I have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. And like so many women with the disease, I struggle with my weight. It’s like I woke up in a different body. I went from…

One of my favorite Tumblr posts is someone saying something about how great it would be if they eventually made a picture about Leo’s life and the actor playing Leo won the Oscar for it.

Um, pretty sure it isn’t Cameron.

Sorry, I do not know what this Bridget Jones 3 of which you speak is. Bridget and Colin Firth live happily ever after and LALALALALALALALALA I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING MORE.

I’m hoping that if I ever have a wedding, my photographer has the technology to make me look more like Helen Mirren in the photos. But that’s *MY* choice.

Mainly, it can’t be real because it didn’t happen in Florida.

She told police that she felt something was ‘not right’ so she removed the scarf and mask, and saw Newland standing there wearing a woolly hat, swimming suit and prosthetic penis.

I feel like there is this tendency, particularly in the media, but probably in all aspects of life, to take someone who is doing something brave in one part of their life and try to turn them into a paragon of virtue in all parts of their lives. Caitlyn Jenner, imo, is pretty strong proof of why this is a bad idea.

Caitlyn also doesn’t really seem to give much of a shit about Kris’ feelings. Like when Caitlyn suggested doing a “who wore it better” when she found out Kris had the same dress as her. That left a bad taste in my mouth.

I’ve been watching “I Am Cait” and I feel like Cait vacillates between being genuinely curious and open minded and open about her transition and what it means to her and to the world and to the trans community, and being a total jerk to her family. I never watched KUWTK, so I don’t know if this is playing off of some…