Also, is no one else concerned that this rally looked like something out of Deliverance?

I am completely comfortable considering this as both self-defense and defense of others. 100% justified and justifiable.

Any beliefs of non-violence I have are suspended when it comes to these fucking monsters. This woman did the world a public service.

I am generally a pacifist. But damn if I’m not enjoying speculating how this brave woman took that motherfucker down. I hope the woman lives to tell the tale.

I would absolutely support a Muslim women who “insisted on” covering her face, just as I would support Kim Davis if the government was trying to force her to wear clothing that violated her religion. But I wouldn’t support a Muslim woman refusing to issue legal licenses to any woman who didn't cover her face. See the…

Once again, dogs are better than humans.

Yes, son. Damon Wayans, Jr was on New Girl and Happy Endings.

GOD. He’s not cool, he’s a god damn POPE. POPE’s aren’t cool, they are the head of an incredibly harmful religion which through forced conversions, has managed to spread all over the world, supplanting native cultures and religions on 5 continents. I hope shit like this makes people stop calling him “cool”.

...I'm not sure whether this offends me more as a Jew or as a gay person.

It was actually her boyfriend’s long lost twin brother, tho

That’s it. I’m quitting my job and going to live with the elephants in Africa. I hope they have wifi there.

Larval form of an invasive species.

Hey, some people don’t like blue cheese. That’s a fair and valid life choice. It takes a lot to get over eating what is obviously moldy cheese.

Gjetost, now...gotta get some of that. It’s cheese caramel. It’s amazing.

I don’t think I’ve called someone a butt since grade three. That’s right up there with dickweed.

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

There’s a Tara in every college class. She never shuts up about how crazy she is.

No. This is not the face of a man who reciprocates.

The only words I read were Jesse Williams. He’s hot and smart which just makes him hotter.