bryan cranston is perfect.

“Refugees are our future spouses, best friends, our next soul mate, the drummer in our children’s band.”

If it wasn't New Jersey, it would have been Florida.

Never has a series of GIFs made me more uncomfortable.

1.) The whole “theme” of the video is that it’s a what 30s/40s movie shoot. Unfortunately, that means black directors or film crew workers would have been non-existant anyway.

A man who gets to the finals of Grand Slam tournaments is not a mediocre tennis player. And if he is, I would give my left buttock and both my elbows to be half as mediocre. A quarter as mediocre. And eighth. A microinfinitesimal.

He’s another one who shows up around town. Everyone says he’s unbelievably nice. Very, very generous and charitable. Very, very cute.

“I do not believe mothers and daughters should be separated.”

I like you Anna, does that help any? Here’s a pic of me irl:

You are part of an ancient thing that doesn’t know what it is, and can’t.

Do you acknowledge that a definite pattern of specific behavior exists among a definitely specific ethnic group called Jews?

Definitely Not Miss Piggy

If the only requirement for the Presidency is that you’ve come out in support of or against one major issue, then almost every person I know would be qualified to be President. Which, no. Let’s’ not feed his insane ego and overshadow what could be true candidates for the Presidency. It’s bad enough that we have to…

I read a few folks on Twitter yesterday talking about how dismissing Kanye West’s “White House aspirations” was rooted in racism.

I’m going to need you to elaborate.

I feel sorry for anyone who didn’t know about him pre-Jennifer Lawrence because he really is stupidly hot and you have been missing out.

No! FORTUNATELY. I have no need, or no time really, for dozens of friends. I have 3 really great ones and that’s all I need. Would all of Taylor’s “friends” bail her out of a Mexican prison on a holiday weekend? No. But any of mine would. Not that I intend to be imprisoned, but you know.

What is the opposite of a friend collector? Because I am that.

It has already been revealed that this was not LiLo, but the actress who played her sister In The Parent Trap.