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Wait, what, is that woman - white? If so, that explains why her azz wasn’t shot at once she exited the vehicle.

why advertise ignorance? go and find them.

Someone asked me if I thought he really had a sex addiction, and I said, “no...I think he’s a human.”

As much as I can’t stand this guy, he doesn’t need “treatment”. This is what happens sometimes when your family expects you to fulfill a role that is perhaps not what you want for your life. This guy ISN’T about family values, being married etc. And that’s fine. But the pressure of his family and church’s expectations

Vegan cake is actually really fucking good. It’s very dense and moist and I’ve had a couple different kinds. I think chocolate is the best though.

#ICANNOTBEOWNED

yes yes agree — luna forgot to add that at the end of her column bc she’s selfish and the worst

FTR this is how big this dog (who is my dog) is

Yeah. It was stupid, but I spent a good chunk of my college years dealing with bulimia and wasn’t offended. I didn’t think it was especially funny, but I’ll take a 1000 silly jokes over ever having someone tell me about how quitting sugar/ milk dairy/ cooked food has induced weight loss and a state of perpetual bliss.

That is not the same shirt. Hers is heathered, his is not. Jeez, people, get your observation skills together!

As a recovered bulimic, I’d much rather hear a silly joke about it than read about my friends Fitbits or their clean eating plans or their Shake-ology lifestyle.

When I was young, I was taught to think, “Will this cause unnecessary hurt to other people?” before I did things. It doesn’t matter what others think of me, but it *does* matter to me that I treat other people with respect.

If they’re looking for a restorer who will work cheap...

It’s an unforgettable tableau, one that could be titled, “A Portrait of the Early 21st Century American Male Who’d Like You To Know He’s Definitely Touched a Boob Before.”

Seriously. I stopped watching Grey’s when Izzy was fucking a ghost dude. I stopped watching Scandal after season 2 because I got bored with the woman who couldn’t resist the asshat.

I predict that like the rest of her shows, the first three seasons will be awesome, and then it will descend into weird plotlines whose watchability is debatable.

Spelling and grammatical issues aside, #TeamAnnaDuggarsBrother

Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary

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