I stepped in dog shit a couple years ago.

Does anyone know who that woman standing behind Katy Perry is?

Seriously also Zola exploited the girl. Despite all of Zola’s protests of wanting to go home, she still pimped Jessa out several times. She was an accomplice to Z’s brutalization of Jessa. But you know retweets and faves FTW

Ugh, I get that she was an amusing storyteller, but I don’t understand how anyone could read that story about violent sex trafficking and a mentally ill-person self-harming and attempting suicide and come away entertained. The whole thing was pretty fucking disturbing.

While one year is certainly not sufficient for the crime, him having to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life ensures that he’s completely fucked. He won’t be able to get into a good college, and virtually no reputable company would ever risk hiring him. All of this to say, that while a year may not be…

Well, he must be relieved that he can now ditch his “jury-friendly nerd” costume and return to his original “lax bro” look.

i believe what he is saying is that god sent the iceburg to punish man for transitioning from an agrarian economy to a manufacturing economy

Neil DeGrasse Tyson is having stoner thoughts. Black dye, Neil.

So shoot me I did not like Pitch Perfect 2. I thought it was stagey and old hat.

First rule of getting a tattoo: NEVER get a S/O name tattooed anywhere on your body!!

Yeah, if you’re naming your establishment after a Confederate general, it’s already too late to claim “not racist."

I can't believe this is real. This can't be real. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

These are the best engagement pictures I’ve ever seen.

Yeah but....if it were in a museum in Iraq....would it have been destroyed by ISIS by now?

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

Hmmmmm. I’m starting to wonder if Jimmy Fallon doesn’t have some substance abuse issues. Actually now that I think about it more, I feel like I’ve read some items that have more or less said that he’s had problems with alcohol and maybe drugs. Can anyone corroborate?

I thought the running in heels part was meant to be silly and campy. I was surprised people took it so seriously.

Cary Fuckmenow needs to come to my house to direct this porno.

Is the this development surprising? It doesn’t necessarily have to do anything with whether they want to stay together as a couple long term. Even if he’s conscious, it will probably be some time before he’s independent again, to whatever degree he will be. Divorce would affect all kinds of aspects of both of their…