Ratchet is another way to say "ghetto". Which is what lotsa people like to call Black people, no matter what we are doing. Make no mistake: This is not ok.

I think she's a nurse? Wait, if that's the reference after all then I want this necklace.

It's actually been ruled on by a NY State court:

$500 for kissing, $10,000 for snuggling.

I still don't understand what they are.

Practical Magic and The Craft are some of my favorites. But Anjelica Huston as the Grand High Witch is the BEST.

That widdle piggums is jumping nowhere but into my arms.

Ah thanks for replying to what I realized was an unintentionally snarky question. It was meant more sincerely than it was expressed, as I find fighting the uphill battle of men aren't ass clowns to be tedious and then this shit happens (yours and the author's experience) and <forehead smack>. The movie doesn't come…

Yes! My 10 year old son with DS has been telling me lately he thinks he's "handsome" & that he likes his own "booty". WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM ahahhaaha

Damn, she has the 'head tilt while laughing' look nailed.

BEST HEADLINE OF THE DAY

His new movie! Neighbors! Coming shirtless to a theatre near you!

nothing else to add.

You are a bad person with an ugly heart.

I was so excited when I read that, then I read the last sentence and cried a little. In my defense, I was up late and I'm banned from coffee this week.

Man, I got distracted by "frappuccino machine". It isn't a machine, we have to blend all that stuff together ourselves. I am a Frap Machine.

Why would you attend Smith if you feel so strongly about avoiding gay people?