Filliam H. Muffman. If they go down, we all do.

but nothing can make up for time spent yelling "Operator, operator, GODDAMMIT GIVE ME AN OPERATOR" into your parents' landline.

LIKE a misbehaving child, if you keep paying attention, they will keep DOING this.

Whyyyy do I have to sit through a 30 second ad to see an ad. WHY NBC.

"They like me now, but I'm going to get really annoying really fast. Just watch."

Agreed, it could've been done in a much better way.

Everyone thinks you're mad at them. Everyone.

Freshman year of college. AOL Instant Messenger. Oh, you had to leave for an hour and didn't write 'bbl'? Guess my 'bye' to you is gonna be 'bye.'

By "new"...do they mean from 2003?

SUCH a cute nightgown. Start mass-producing that shit, Lifetime.

See? Liz Cheney isn't a fair weather hater of gay people. She's an all-weather hater of gay people.

We, Chicago, took this piece of shit food invention, and made it amazing. So. We apologize for improving your inferior product.

Fucking Pizzeria Uno doesn't count either. NO ONE WHO LIVES HERE LIKES THEIR PIZZA.

That insult is already becoming hackneyed.

WE ARE CHICAGO AND OUR PIZZA IS KING

When I saw that headline, thought for a sec that someone was making a movie about a young Madeleine Albright played by Jennifer Lawrence.

We don't even own A gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.

I legit apologize. I'm gay and I think a big part of it is SO many of us called ourselves bi as a transitional thing that it's hard to see it as its own more fixed orientation. But I've been seeing more and more about bi understanding, which has definitely helped.

As in "I am a ratchet"? Or "I am ratchet." IS IT A NOUN OR AN ADJECTIVE.

I read the beginning and totally thought you were going with "Well, I could be wrong, but I believe ratchet is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era."