I grew up in FL, about 4 blocks from the ocean so we did have beach towels or otherwise we’d not have had bath towels 6 months of the year. Plus, bath towels are not long enough if you plan to lay on the beach. However, the towel drama did not occur in our family (or any family I knew)because who the fcuk matches…

Guessing that I’m not the only one who had to check that I hadn’t gone to The Onion by mistake?

Even with beatality the victims of rape still get punsihed.

Mr. Wickard wins the Internet for the week!

Sad when a dog is smarter than so many people.

Not just salad but a “congealed salad.” I mean the word “congealed” alone should be a signal not to eat something.

Am now realizing that I wasn’t a picky eater as a kid, I just had standards.

Pretty sure that and a Trump presidency are both signs of the Apocalypse.

Only if it is his mother.

or else he has a serious hemorrhoid problem. Give the man some fiber!

Yes, if a tie the lower court decision would stand..

I think JC would tell the guy something like this.

This is beyond regular evangelical, “I’m godier than you are crap.” He’s just a nasty, warped nut ball and is trying to blame his shitty actions on religion. If he actually goes to a church, I bet 97% of them are first or second degree relatives.

I realize that this is over a month old but I had to say YES! I once asked a guy how he held a hammer with his penis. Pretty much left him speechless (and a bit) red with that one. :)

FreeLee? Wasn’t that a dwarf in the Hobbit or one of those movies?

To be fair, they should be. That can’t be an easy word to say without teeth.

I know! I’m a lawyer so have read it in some OLD cases. There was also a documentary a few years back about Loving v. Va (The Supreme court cases that made miscegenation laws illegal; isn’t the name great?) that would have used it. Otherwise I would expect a lot of “what the hell is that” responses like I’ve seen. It…

Are you really not aware that there are a number of reasons for women not breastfeeding?

I guess that’s how we know were are old? Instead of “in my day we didn’t have TVs or microwaves,” we get to say “in my day, porn stars had pubic hair.” :) :)

Only half of the Million Moms know how to sign their names?