I really miss Thighlights on Jezebel.

My Grandma, who is a bit older than Warren, told me to marry a guy with nice legs so I did.

Thanks for the long comment!

This is where I’m at with Mazda. My Honda is 12 years old so I’m looking around. Yes, it’ll last longer but I’d like some of the newer creature comforts that my ‘07 doesn’t have. I’d like a compact sedan and I prefer the look of the Mazda 3s over the Civics/Corollas. I didn’t realize “looking better without the power”…

“puts an item in the dishwasher at an angle that clearly will and does end up turning over and filling with gross water”

Hahahaha. Exactly! People have been talking about this since the 80s.

[heart emoji] My brother went missing (presumed dead) approximately 18 months ago. After he went missing, my mom and I found some google searches on suicide and time spent on conspiracy theory sites. I did not reach out to him enough because he so rarely reciprocated and because he put on a brave face to the rest of…

When I was in Greece for a bit, I loved that they dropped the check off early. There’s nothing more I hate than waiting for the check when I’m ready to go. Completely agree that it’s all relative.

Oh I love this!

Completely agree. As long as you’re over 750, you’re golden.

You can tell which comments are written by those with an understanding of the judicial system and those that are not. The judge doesn’t get to re-write the law and say “instead of mother and parent, we’re going to have gestational father” or whatever the preferred term is.

Between this video and the Brett Favre one, there’s been some dongs.

It's still in the 90s in Atlanta!

Hm. If I’m cutting out 8 hours a week, I’d like to report at 10am instead of 9am and I’d like to leave at 2pm on Fridays.

I have 16 years left and I am counting down the years. Ha!

My favorite Honda is the 1995 Red Civic EX. RIP to the only car I ever loved (not my car, found this photo on Google).

I see we're starting Jezebel's Scary Stories early this year!!

Thank you! 

Yep, I’m in this boat. I would buy electric but I don’t have a garage and my high rise is dragggggging their feet on installing chargers AND they’ll be $50 a month AND you can’t share them so each car has to pay $50 a month even though none of us will use that much in electricity. What a joke. If my work parking deck…

Julia Garner for Ozark? YES!