Divorces are generally done in the state where the couple resides at the time of divorce, provided they lived there 6 months before filing (state laws vary on this).

*dying*

Everyone needs to ditch the traditional way of numbering headings and go straight to 1, 1.1, 1.2.1, etc.

Yes, you're basically fucked either way.

Hmmmmmmm. What about degree-d married couples with no children?

Same. I felt like I was patient zero with a new death virus and so now I always get my flu shot.

Yeah, on the small scale, I’m postponing buying a car because there may be deals to be had within the next year.

“What if Bernie Sanders told you that legislation he passed in the house recently, U.S. House, would raise that minimum wage to $15 an hour?”

Yeah, maybe I should just practice with my husband’s lenses but that also seems like a bad idea.

Yeah, this won’t work for me. I currently don’t wear contacts because ... lol, I am scared to stick them in my eye. Fortunately, my vision isn’t terrible so wearing glasses isn’t a big deal. I wish the docs would let me take the contacts home with me to try them out instead of demanding that I stick them in while in…

Hm. So, is America going to start barring people from visiting based on their belief that America is not currently great?

This is hilarious!!

I looked into Lasik but my eyes are so dry the doc said that if I got it, I would need reading glasses earlier 😭 so I declined because I really like being able to see things in front of my face.

That's exactly the situation in Atlanta. The City Council is trying to do something now that we've had 4 deaths in the area, but I doubt there's the political will to install LIT lanes which would be best for people who actually live and work in the city.

Hah. A mom I know is considering installing a tile floor and a drain just so she can hose the whole thing down.

A friend of mine is raising two boys and her and her husband are doing such a great job raising them to be conscientious thoughtful people and then they go over to Grandma's and oh, look WATER GUNS.

Yeah, I’m very curious how the 2008 election would have turned out if the economy hadn’t tanked.

My husband and I are the same way. We graduated from grad school in 2005 and we managed to keep our jobs and ride out the recession unscathed. But, a lot of friends did not .. so we’ve been skittish ever since. I had been considering buying a new car (why I’m always on Jalopnik) but I’ve got a 2007 Honda and a very…

Yeah, I know 3 people who would have inherited a house except oh! it turns out mom or whoever had a reverse mortgage.