Ha! I currently drive my car about once a week and I’m considering buying a new one (my current one is 12 years old) and I’m like ... if I put that money in a pot, how many years of Lyft would that get me? And, I guess I could just get a ZipCar to visit my parents?

Related: Gorsuch’s dissent in Gamble yesterday was phenomenal.

There’s a place near me that has an amazing non-cheese pie with prosciutto, arugula, and a simple olive oil/garlic sauce (it’s not really a sauce more... a brushing onto the dough) so maybe try that combo, if available?

Yes. You can see it in several of the photos.

I agree. Right wingers aren’t going to see Tiffany Haddish at the Fox Theater.

Not me, but my dad had multiple severe strokes a couple years ago and I am pretty sure mom never thought she’d be doing his “bowel care.”

“I still can’t tell the difference between brown leaves because it’s too dry vs brown leaves because it’s too wet”

I’m 39 and wondering what happened to all the S-10s and Rangers. All the trucks now are large as hell with leather seats.

Yeah, my 07 Honda will last me awhile... though, I am considering buying something new next fall before the big 4-0. Plus, I feel left out of of everyone’s bluetooth capabilities!

“She said yes, but she didn’t see why she should help others now.”

This is actually the most convincing comment I’ve read on here so thanks!

“but I LIKE having my trunk separated. I have soccer balls, climbing gear, and random other things that roll around there and keeping it closed off”

Yeah, the NYT Business section has been screaming “we’re not saying a recession is coming but look at all these signs!!”

LOL. Atlanta isn’t a small town but it does have a gay bar called the Eagle.

This is great. Thank you!

Yeah, fuck those tweets. I always scroll past them.

Pray Tell would trash this outfit at a ball.

It’s a constant critique of this site and Jezebel has decided to own it, I guess.

I'm tall and spent a lot of time dating dudes several inches taller than me. Surprise! I ended up marrying the first guy I dated who was not taller than me. On a good day, we're the same height but on most days, he's shorter (because I have better posture) and eventually I got over it. YOU DO YOU.

“All of Florida in the South?”