Part of the reason why people are more likely to order water as opposed to sodas or mocktails is because those items are fucking garbage. Some people don’t want the extra sugar or caffeine that comes with those items. I know she said they were “low sugar” but that’s doubtful. There really needs to be better…

I absolutely would not bang the alien from Prometheus because I hated that movie so much. And also, is he really an alien or just like a very distant ancestor?

Thank you!! I'll try it.

Both of these “burgers” have 0 cholesterol so if that’s all you're trying to manage, then these are definitely healthier.

100% agree. I want people who eat meat to tell me whether this tastes like meat.

My husband had a vasectomy for this very reason and plenty of my dad friends have had them after 2 kids. I honestly don't know why more dudes don't do this.

And more Dems should run for the Senate and less run for the Presidency.

“now I had to re-learn how to coordinate 97 different motions at the same time in order to put one foot in front of the other, and holy shit, it revealed itself to be quite a process. You veteran walkers out there … don’t sleep on what your brain is doing for you.”

So.. there was an article in an Atlanta legal paper asking whether fetuses have the right to file Habeas petitions. I guarantee you someone is going to file one January 1st.

This is an excellent comment!

Yeah, I was like “uh, why isn’t she flying to the window to give Cersei some flame to the face??”

You’re right. In my head, I was thinking they were targeted because it was a German city but I didn’t quite tie that to ethnicity.

Massacre seems... underwhelming for what happened! 

I think genocide in this sense means a large indiscriminate killing of civilians - not a killing based on ethnicity, religion, etc.

Debatable, but some people have argued it was.

Yeah, I don't understand why some of the Jezebel writers go out of their way to hate on her for... ? whatever it is, it seems fairly innocuous. 

Maybe don’t use the term “adult breasts” since women can have breasts of all sizes.

The part where he says this. “I’m fucking miserable, and to take it out on you, is...” He says it was an accident but then admits he did it on purpose.

My guess is that the challenger will have to be aware of his strategy of going after the high dollar awards first and then do the same to cut his lead. Some of these people will buzz in with the correct answer and then choose a $400 category. That is definitely a losing strategy to beating him!

I mean.. maybe you missed the part where he admitted he sent it to her on purpose??