No. There’s “phone or radio voice” and then there’s “wow, how did you lower it so much voice.”

Yes!! I was like she stole Sorvino’s voice!

Maybe it’s because my eyes are really dry but it takes so much energy to keep my eyes wide open versus speaking in a low register.

Same. And it’s actually better than Fyre because the people who got conned are smart fucking people and yet!! Like, how did Walgreen’s sign on without proof that the thing actually worked? LOLOLOL

Addiction is tough. I wish her the best.

Ha! Tell that to the people he operates on - he’s a surgeon. But, sure, I wouldn’t take any other medical advice he has to offer.

🤔 But Dr. Oz is actually a doctor. I mean, he's full of shit about a lot but not that.

FYI. She was a judge for 2 years.

Yeah, it’s only been 23 years at the most.

I wish I could give you more stars for this comment - though that song came out when I was in 8th grade, I think.

Same. I hate that people are piling on her specifically instead of other kids and her parents. It’s clear she didn’t want to college and her parents forced her into it and a lot of parents do that.

I read Convington as Conyers and thought you were talking about all the kids who had syphilis. Whenever I meet someone from Conyers who is about my age, I think they have syphilis. See below.

Yep. And at least the truly wealthy are benefiting the school unlike the “side door” which only benefits the bouncer.

Yes - let’s put all the focus on the moms trying to get their kids into good colleges* - and less focus on the dudes at the colleges abusing their position of authority.

Eh. Huffman’s kid will get in somewhere ... like ASU!

Yeah, a lot of races have started playing the anthem and I DON’T GET IT.

Georgia just passed an abortion ban at 6 weeks ... as in before most women even know they’re pregnant.

Yeah, a lot of those kids are lazy af.

I’m going to have a difficult time taking Ignition out of the rotation once summer rolls around ... although now that I’m imagining him sticking his key into the ignition of a car that just rolled off the assembly line... maybe not?

Oh, there was a pretty big fuck-up in the beginning re: my brother’s truck which delayed everything by several months.* And one of the reasons given for denying the FOIA was the anticipation of civil litigation, so... yeah. That said, I laughed when I read that because although the thought flitted across my mind for…