No one in Atlanta calls it Hotlanta. 

I double checked this and apparently States will only lose 8% of their federal highway funds. It’s sort of interesting that they lowered the penalty in 2012 ... and yet, no one took advantage.

Plenty of states / voters are willing to lower the drinking age EXCEPT that the federal government won’t you give you highway funds if you do it. I keep waiting for some state to say FUCK IT and just lower the drinking age until they needs the funds real bad.. (I know Louisiana said FUCK IT for a long time but…

Yeah, I wish Jezebel would have just referenced the other photos and not actually posted them.

He probably didn’t rent it out and it was probably a favor from the judge. 

Same.

I feel you on the comeuppance since Jessica Jones was the only Netflix Marvel show I liked... and completely agree that season two was weaker than season one. 

Despite what some people make think, VPL is not in fashion so it’s either thongs or commando because briefs do not cover my entire ass such that VPL isn’t visible through pants.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure it’s the “pro-life” people who are actually “pro-after-birth abortion” because they support policies that FAIL TO SUPPORT CHILDREN AFTER THEY’RE BORN. 

The “never leave your dogs in a car!!” take is one of the worst I’ve seen on this site. 

You had me at cutting out the accountants.

I don’t care for songs but I 100% agree on cutting the stupid skits.

I don’t understand why they don’t have time to do the non-actor awards SINCE THEY CUT OUT HAVING A HOST doing a monologue and making terrible segues to the presenters. That’s actually more time you have to give out awards.

This isn’t about Staten Island. You were equating the smell you encountered on a BAR CRAWL to “cities smell like urine.” Bye!

Laundry soap. Wow. I’m a family of 2 and I’ve never seen it spoil!

LOL. I love how Haruhara said “(You never really get quite armored to that sudden strong gust of urine and garbage-smell drifting from an alley while walking home)” and then admitted “That particular scent memory ... was from a bar crawl in Staten island.” I’m dying.

“The pool gets too stagnant. Every time somebody talks about something that’s just 5% different people get weird and defensive. Out here? People are either into it, or absolutely do not give a shit. Because they’ve got their own thing going.”

LOL. I’m a family 2 and we have no problem getting through the ginormous carton of eggs. Fresh pasta, muffins, egg tacos, rinse repeat.

I do this too and people think I'm nuts!

Oh yes, the shirt he was backstage but not onstage or in the audience. What a fucking poser, as if we didn't already know.