The people who point out to the GOP via Twitter that Trump is a terrible person need to let go of the blind hope that the people who stood with him don’t also stand behind what he says. They’re part and parcel of why this bandy-legged fuck mop can say what he says on an international stage, and get away with it.

Fuuuuck.

The thought of someone trading in a rare misprint for a copy of an in-print, mass-produced record really makes the former record store employee in me FURIOUS

Option the third: Tell that bitch “Peeeeeeeace!” Now your wedding has 29 guests which means one less person to not really remember having spoken to even once the entire night.

As much as it pains me to say it, this is totally unsurprising.

The Jezebel POD?

Color will distract the workers from giving their complete attention to work.—Borg Commandment XXXIV

Nope. Whatever the fuck that was is worse than the robots.

i was all set to suck some marrow out of dudes’ femurs with baba yaga, but then you went and sold me on the actual hypothetical aesthetic of mothwoman.

I love Vanity Fair—always have—and have a ton of respect for Graydon Carter, who is a force. I especially enjoyed the more gossipy investigative reporting on various scandals, from Hollywood to high society. However, I will not miss the twice yearly Jackie O./Marilyn covers. That must have been a personal obsession of…

You know that gorilla is bitter AF, thinking “what an invasion of privacy. My weight is none of your goddamn business, you don’t know my life!”

I am a Jew. I would for sure think it was really weird and it would remind me of the Juden star immediately.

“UGH I HATE MY WEIRD VIOLET EYES AND FLAME-COLORED HAIR, WHY COULDN’T I JUST BE NORMAL HOT” - every Mary Sue ever

I read this excerpt and it made me think I could very easily be a famous YA author. The writing is horrendous, but also, her lack of a thigh gap is her great flaw?

The Twitter detectives leading the charge on this deserve all the kudos. The gall of this author and publisher is equal parts hilarious and infuriating for those who are struggling to break into professional writing and these lot waltz along and try to buy their way to the top with the end goal being securing a movie…

Jesus fucking christ, is his ex wife a 14 year old experiencing social media for the first time?

My (overvalued) $.02:

This is window dressing, a meaningless gesture to appease ‘traditional Conservative Republicans’ and the Generals.

Bannon will say he will continue to support the Circus Peanut’s agenda, early Redditors/Breitfarters will be mad initially but briefly, and the bullshit will continue.

That’s it, I am buying stock right now in popcorn. All the popcorn companies.

Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.