Yeah, the underrated bit got me too. How old am I??????
Yeah, the underrated bit got me too. How old am I??????
You and I are gonna take this our graves.
I can’t do that, I’m in love with you.
Snap out of it!
And now that I watched that clip on YouTube to make sure I got the line right I have to watch the whole movie.
“In time you’ll drop dead and I’ll come to your funeral in a red dress” is one of those lines that I’ve always secretly longed for the opportunity to use in real life. One day...
Best lines...I’ll start:
Do you love him, Loretta?
Aw, ma, I love him awful.
Oh, God, that’s too bad.
Thank you for reminding me this website’s target audience is half my age.
“I was just goofin’ around herpa derp! I got kids and a wife derpa herp!”
I cannot possibly star this comment enough!!
Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…
the only cruise i would ever do is a viking river cruise. this is because their ads before PBS Masterpiece always made me want to be an elegant retiree gliding along the rhone with my aging but still dashing lawyer husband while taking in the sights of ancient europe, but also because it’s a river so if the boat…
This man is so mind-bogglingly stupid.
Big toes need their own shoes.
“and if she was so upset that he won, why did she work for him? I don’t understand that part.”
I mean, they’re young and flexible and don’t need three damn weeks to recover from muscle pulls, they think all this fancy hoo-ha is fun or whatever, go ahead girls, knock yourselves out while you can still think of sex, to quote Bill Bryson, as something other than a welcome excuse to lie down.
So, uh...looks like something is not actionable until someone is dead? And now we’re pretty just admitting that, cool cool cool.
When are crimes like this going to be categorized has hate crimes? It says a lot about us as a society that we are so used to violence against women that it’s not considered a hate crime even if it targets women for being women.
Well at least we can all agree that they’re both the worst.
Amateur... Here, hold my beer.
It’s safe to say JKR’s a bit of a mixed bag, persona- and public-statement-wise. But surely she is allowed to impose consequences on someone who stole from her, and I don’t think “she has so much money, who cares about a measly five figures and a few cats” is a valid argument. IF it happened, it’s a violation of…
Jesus. I have 3 daughters. I want to shepherd them around wielding a flaming sword.
...and children.