TUSK!

Well her job is decidedly NOT a staffer.

She had a cunning plan, but she should have stuck with the turnips.

You know, just as soon as women start killing men as often as men kill women, I’m sure everyone here will start taking this epidemic seriously. Until then, fuck you.

Edmund Blackadder: “The criminals’ vanity always makes them make one tiny but fatal mistake. Theirs was to have their entire conspiracy printed and published in play manuscript form...”

The entire time I was reading it, I was like, how does no one see through all this bullshit?  I loved the military guy who was like, “ya, no. not gonna happen” and got called in front of the head military dipshit and rationally explained to him how things work.  

Dude, if any of you guys haven’t read Bad Blood yet, go do it. It’s a master class in how to dupe old white guys. The quotes from these guys are hi-larious.

AKA Get The Hell Off That, Down Off The Counter NOW, DAMMIT, and QUIT RATTLING THAT PAPER BAG IT IS FIVE IN THE GODDAMN MORNING.

My cat’s named Schrodinger. And that’s either the best cat name or it isn’t.

Damn, Aquaria is looking rough since winning Drag Race.

I think Melania just overdid it with the fillers. Plus, picking a double that actually looks like Melania wouldn’t be BoneSpur’s style. He’d pick a completely different looking (and much younger) woman and then declare that this was what Melania has always looked like and only someone who hates America and loves MS-13…

She’s the best isn’t she? If you haven’t checked out “Flowers” you totally should. It’s amazing.

Well, hmm. The real tea though is what went down during Untucked. THAT is the moment I want to talk about! The Vixen laid. it. out. and you may not have liked her tone, but she was not wrong.

So, why isn’t Michelle coming for some of the queens this season who aren’t padding like she did for a few queens in previous seasons?

It’s like society wants you to have children and then it punishes you for having children and at the same time hates you if you don’t want to have children.

Before this season aired, I said Trixie was going to win based solely on the line up. I mean, there are only 3 queens with Funko Pop figures (Ru and Alaska being the other two) and she’s one of them. Most people with only a base knowledge of drag knew who she was before this season, she’s popular. However, I’m…

This is exactly how I feel. I’ve never been a Shangela fan, but she earned that All Star 3 crown and was robbed. And I have to say, her finale dress might have been one of my favorite RPDR looks for eleganza. When she said she looked like she was floating, I was like that is perfect.

Trixie is great but she isn’t as varied as Shangela. Love them both but Shangie was robbed.

I missed last night - after putting my daughter to bed, hurrying downstairs to grab cookies and milk and biiiiiiiiinge on this... MY DVR DID NOT RECORD IT.

Caitlyn Jenner now believes that Trump has set back transgender rights 20 years.