This isn’t a barrel, its a fucking hyperloop. Strap yourself in, we’re going to Florida!

Believe me, you guys are nowhere close to near the bottom.

Because you are a normal human biped, barrel bottom should be low enough. But this is donald we’re talking about. You have to work with something that goes much deeper, like an undersea abyss, because president azz clown is making like Captain Kirk and taking us where no American has gone before.

To borrow from Roger Ebert’s epically negative review of “Freddy Got Fingered”,

“We thought we’d hit rock bottom, but then we heard a knock from below...”

Riddle: What weighs nothing, can be seen by the naked eye, and if you put it in a barrel, it makes it lighter?

I know! Where will it end?

Tell us more about the great economy, George, tell us more!!!!

He has passed the “worst President” mark a while ago, now he’s working on “worst human being.”

I’m not sure what is lower than defending Nazis, but I’m sure he will find it.

His barrel of bullshit is deeper than the Mariana Trench.

This isn’t even the bottom! Can you imagine how much lower he can go?!

I’m impressed at how well they reattached Trump’s arm after all the twisting that must have been necessary to get him to do this.

This man’s continued existence is proof that JFK was not killed by any government plot.

Love,
Michael

Sidewalk etiquette? Dude has plenty of room, as mentioned. Also she’s walking on an angle to give him more room. As a frequently disgruntled jogger who wishes the world would put more effort into sidewalk etiquette, I feel pretty confident he just wanted to push a woman in front of a bus.

Mitch McConnell was definitely not Jack the Ripper, and I wish the media would just let that rumor die for once so the man could do his job.

A bra is the very last thing I put on before leaving my house (well, the bra and then the shirt) and it’s always the first thing I take off when I walk in to the house.

Y’all remember when Bush 2.0 was sitting in there and we were having “respect the office” shoved down our throats every fucking day?

Not enough fake gold plating everywhere apparently.