She “became deceased?” Yeah, no. She was shot and killed by the cop.

McCain’s recent antics make me so happy that W won the GOP nomination in 2000 and Obama waxed him in 2008. His true disingenuousness is mind blowing.

First we blame the obstructionist Democrats, then blame the Republicans who “betrayed” their own party, then blame Obama for creating the mess, then blame the DISHONEST MEDIA for not reporting about the millions of people who die of Obamacare every day, then blame Clinton for something.

‘Bout fucking time Cuthulu woke his lazy ass up.

Same

I would show up to watch two hours of Cate clipping her toenails. The woman is everything.

I am ridiculously excited for this movie. I’m really happy to see that after making two Thor movies with a somewhat serious tone, the studio is going FUCK IT, WE’RE JUST GOING TO MAKE IT AN 80s METAL MOVIE.

And Hela. Is. Everything.

Yes, who will boys look up to now? It’s not like there are that many powerful male figures in entertainment, especially in the sci-fi realm. WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE BOY CHILDREN?!?

May I just say WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

Three to seven years in prison for the parents!? THAT’S IT?!

Given the cruelty and spite exhibited by Kim Jong Trump and his spawn, I’m finding it hard finding sympathy for this “miserable” guy. This tweet sums up the mindset of the Trumpanzees. I don’t want anything bad to happy to me, but I really DO want bad things to happen to others. Junior should be happy they haven’t…

The most shocking stat is that someone is paying whiny egotist Chris Evans anything.

I was hoping this was about Mitch Mcconell

The meteor already hit us. It’s orange.

If you see something, say something.

It’s been a while, and after reading this, I’m cool with that.

Um, yeah, I can take that jackhammer off your hands, y’know, just doin’ a sister a solid and all.

Also breakfast foods are the best foods.