LOVE Phryne!

No, she is not James Bond. Phryne Fisher is James Bond.

You mean the one we elected? Yeah.

As a mother, I offer my opinon that those crunchy motherfuckers let their dirty footed, bare-assed, obnoxiously personal-space-invading little shits run rampant all over their stupid fucking vegan restaurant. And I am positive the 1yo bent over to pick up a stray tofu-o from the ground sharing her butthole for all to…

From baby buttholes to tofurkey sausages, this whole article made me vaguely nauseated.

Yeah, this makes me feel gross in the sense that we already treat women as interchangeable, replaceable second class citizens and for somebody to say they were IN THE VERY DEPTHS OF DESPAIR at Christmas and then engaged by the 4th of July ... like she was literally replaced.

Nope, too soon. It’s none of my business and I’m glad they’re all happy but all the hair stands on the back of my neck when this happens

I am happy he has found love again. I will also say, men seem to move on way faster than women. It’s like they can’t stand to be alone. Especially if they have kids. When my dad died suddenly when I was eight, it was years before my mother (age 29) was ready to date again. I see guys engaged within a year of losing a…

Of course she’s not dead.

Says more that their co-stars are staying silent on this though it seems they’ve quit the show anyway.

Me, too. But sure, let’s not regulate access to firearms based on past history of domestic or sexual violence because somehow, predatory, fragile assholes have some inviolable right to bear arms.

Calling it now; if the shooter is non-white Trump will tweet about it within 24 hours. If the shooter is white he won’t tweet at all.

One of those big Baking Shows/CakeCon things. Mary was delightful. Paul was so far up his own arse he thought we were all tiny little ants.

Prue’s not shy either so if she hates him then he definitely knows about it.

You can even see Mary trying not to scream sometimes during GBBO. Hell, Masterclass is hilarious because half the time she simply doesn’t put up with him.

Seconded. Absolute wank stain

I don’t believe for a second that Sandi Toksvig isn’t mixing with the others. I do believe Noel Fielding is worried about putting on weight* but I still have a soft spot and think he and Sandi will have a good dynamic.

But now it’s gone :( I loved it so.

While it would definitely impact the world if it stopped trading with the US, the US would be fucking devastated if the rest of the world stopped trading with it.

The secondary question of whether Dalí’s spermatozoa look like tiny melting clocks under a microscope will have to remain unanswered, for now.