Complete aside; I just need an excuse to post these white peacocks;

A female is a Peahen.

Ha ha! Back to the dead tree, racist Keebler elf!

My guess is Trump will shutter the base and move it to somewhere more Russiany.

Exhibit A

Let’s not kid ourselves. If the mayor were still that hammy Boris Johnson, Trump would be calling him a courageous leader and extolling his virtues. This is based on the fact that the President is a brown Muslim.

CUPCAKES ARE OVERRATED! There I said it!

It’s a cult mindset.

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

Death would be too swift. Soon no one would remember the guy who was executed for killing a transgender woman.

+1,000,000 points to the school for saying “hell no” to those agents. How morally bankrupt do you have to be to harass a MINOR at school? It reminds me of collection companies that will call or email the CEO of the company you work for, or harass your extended family.

“...it seems that this act was directed towards his ex-girlfriend, towards whom he had a violent history of domestic abuse.”

Hopefully it will end up like this:

Drag is a real art form dating back centuries.

All I can say is, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Why not? :/

Did you know scallops can swim??

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

With all due respect, it’s pretty crazy to call this the best film of all time when A Very Brady Sequel exists.

“I kind of pooh-poohed the experience stuff when I first got here,” explained one White House official, “But this shit is hard.”