Also, if they are cranky or smell bad they can go home. I don’t change diapers; I’m the auntie I don’t have to.

Firefly references are ALWAYS appreciated.

“The vehicle which carries the president of the United States is a spectacular vehicle. It is designed to withstand a massive attack like a low-level rocket grenade.

Yesterday, December 7, 1941 - while eating a beautiful pastrami sandwich, it was made at Mendy’s, they have the best pastrami, cut just perfect, falls apart when you bite it, you know, and I’m telling you the knish on the side was made by the best people, and wherever they get their rye bread is getting a presidential…

I have no doubt that he bought a MacBook specifically because Macs are usually impervious to viruses which you get by looking at fucking porn sites all day long

Crikey! The summary I read was clearly... rather sanitised.

“I did it for the economy. We needed a change.”

I feel bad for him. But her? Screw that. She should have listened to him more carefully, or, you know, not drunk the Kool-Aid and done some research. The only good thing to come of this is that maybe, just maybe, people like this will turn on him in 2020.

You can’t kill a cult of personality with a single bullet. Trump is going to be death by a thousand cuts. Unlike a normal politician, somehow this joke of a man has a cult following. Check out the collapse of things like Heavens Gate or Jonestown. It’s retreat and excuse, shift the blame, lose some followers every…

Bush’s people were as loyal as Reagan’s, and willing to fall on their swords for the man.

i want to see a black actress cast for batgirl. then get katana and black canary in for bop.

An anecdote of why you can’t run government like a business. As told by Jamie Vollmer:

I’ve never met a teen boy that I haven’t wanted to kick in the crotch, my (two plus decades ago) self included.

Cheated on bf, relationship with bf dissolving, afraid to tell parents she’s failing classes, Munchausens or racism.

Don’t many of the people who do this do it because they were up to something they shouldn’t have been, so they bring out the all-purpose, big, black, boogeyman to deflect from whatever they were up to? Sounds like she was cheating and decided that this was the way to save her engagement, because she’s a fucking…

There really needs to be consequences for lying (besides becoming president).

Great! So she’s already a hit with white nationalists, now that it’s a hoax she’ll be the latest star of the alt-right and their gang of fucking MRA neckbeards because all women are lying whores who want to falsely accuse you of rape. Swell!

Wow, this is a banner fucking day.

Charles and Diana’s pairing came about for much the same reason people have disaster sex - the need for human closeness and comfort during a tough time.