Everything I know about the stock market I learned from Trading Places.

To that end, the RFP stipulates that the American side be “aesthetically pleasing in color,”

We’re quickly taking on more Russian characteristics with every passing day. Personally I could go for a bit more from the reign of Peter the Great and less from that of Stalin.

So paranoid lunatics with fascist leanings aren’t good leaders or managers and have a hard time hiring competent staff? Who knew?

“Hey! C’mon, man! Don’t drag me into this!”

I sleep pretty good at night.

Looking nice is for women. Men can look however they want as long as they can afford to buy nice-looking women as property. Read the constitution sometime, geez.

Donald Trump isn’t a billionaire and he doesn’t have a ton of cash. Only Duestche Bank will loan him money because he’s helping them launder it for the Russian mob. His properties are all probably being used as fronts. One in Soho already got busted for that exact reason. If he had a ton of liquidity, American banks…

I fucking hate clutches. If I wanted to carry my wallet, I would.

six years on one count of violating Georgia’s street gang act

Stay tuned for today’s episode of: “Can you imagine what the reaction would have been if Michelle Obama had done something like that?”

I had to check and see if this was the church of a person related to Mr. Levy...’tis not, but I still side-eye the fuck out of the relation (DH has no real relationship with said person, but still...she’s fucking insane).

He’s so successful that he managed to go bankrupt selling steaks, water, and vodka! In America! Sad.

Literally nothing he has said since being elected hasn’t confirmed what we knew the whole time, that Donald Trump is a neophyte who has never actually done any hard thinking in his life, and whose only previous hard job was deciding which model he was going to hit on once he named them a winner.

My mind went there for a brief, shining moment. Though, I don’t think we’re lucky enough to escape this nightmare that soon.

Yes. Good thing the guy running the White House doesn’t need a safe space, like us whiny triggered libruls.

So refreshing to finally have a government that isn’t made up of delicate little snowflakes like the left is made up of.

He also seems less likely to toss Putin’s salad every goddamned day. He’d at least be less of an embarrassment. (Mind you, that bar is below sea-level.)

Usually it’s the president who has to deal with the chaos of the country and the world. That’s why they age twenty years in eight. Now, we know how that feels like through Trump. He forces this chaos on not just on the American public but on the world. The stress slows down time while rapidly ages us.