Because of course they are. Ignorant fucktrumpets.

If they were clever they’d make Ruth Davidson (leader of Scottish Conservatives) the leader. She’s bright, popular and moderate. But they’re not that clever so we’ll get a monster and another election sharpish when the current ‘government’ crashes and burns.

My mum’s had a peacock and his two lady friends hanging around her postage stamp sized garden for the past year. We think they’ve wandered over from the gardens of a stately home about 5 miles away. Their screech is terrible but they’ve never attacked her - possibly because she feeds them bits of biscuit.

Love my new hedgehog family even more now. That reminds me, better put some food out...

I can’t see Fetid Pooh-Face supporters killing themselves. Going on a rampage and killing others yes.

THIS. Recently I’ve been reading books about L Ron Hubbard and the echoes of Trump are disturbing. It is a cult.

Fixed the headline for you.

It’s A League of Their Own. Fab film.

Pence is obviously the devil but at least he won’t inadvertently start a war by taking the wrong phone call.

I can’t read it - it’s a gibberish volcano.

THIS. Plus I suspect he needs a bribe when they want him to do something he doesn’t want to do (ie accept Puzder’s withdrawal) they have to bribe him with a sweetie. He got his phone back after a clear time out for accepting Flynn’s resignation.

I’m not American so while I was aware of the American Girl brand I’ve never seen one down to her underwear before. I think the bigger question here is WTF is going on with that thigh gap? Seriously. Not even the skinniest of skinny supermodels has that. Why do her legs suddenly collapse inwards?

This moment was just fucking amazing. They bloody Keyser Sözed us.

Yup and now I’m older, wiser and more well-travelled (not to mention mouthy and combative) that’s what would happen. No, screw that, I’d insist they move me to one of the empty seats in First.

Torn between a scream of “at least they’re doing SOMETHING” and an even louder scream of “WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!”

Try listening to Daniel O’Malley’s The Rook on audio. Funny, clever and with a good narrator. Ease yourself in.

I’m British and I have no idea who these two are. For which I’m thankful.

Meanwhile in 2011...

You’re right, you’re right. I know you’re right....

Trump’s ideal scenario was to win the popular vote and lose the electoral college - so he could claim he’d won without any of the actual responsibility of, y’know, actually being president. He’d love it even more if the result was overturned so he could claim RIGGED. But, let’s face it, he’s going to get bored and…