All this outcry over, "We aren't paying attention, we aren't doing anything to help, the media won't properly cover the subject!" and you get mad over a country willing to do something? I know you think you're being realist, but you come across as racist.

Wow, Israel literally can't do anything right by some people's standards, can it? As if the US has a much better relationship with militant Muslims?

They're dressed in hijabs and are reading for the Qur'an - how could one avoid mentioning Islam when these girls are apparently being required to practicing it?

You know what? They're Muslim. Fucking deal with that.

I'm wondering if it is someone who had it out for the boyfriend. Or someone who just gets off on scaring people and decided that a foreigner alone in the country made the most suitable target. Friggin weird. And frightening. I hope she is able to get to a safe location and that the loons get found!

On behalf of those of us who cannot have gluten, I must express my disappointment that the national dialogue on breadwinning ignores those of us who fundamentally should not win bread.

Freak in the streets, neat in the sheets.

Bread is good, no matter where it comes from!

Most of the backlash has come from within the black community, most notably Ebony Magazine. It's a huge misrepresentation to state that white people are the only ones upset about the bit.

She specifically states that she has to defend herself from black people, not just white people ...

I mean, yeah. Earlier in the same Weekend Update, Kate McKinnon plays a suffering Ukrainian woman who jokes about praying for death.

It's funny you say that, considering SNL used to be considered ground zero for edgy material. Now it's blander than Jay Leno most of the time.

I'll take that under advisement. Thanks for stopping by, dad. It's always nice to hear from you!

I am obsessed with my hamster in a way I don't even see with some of my friends and their dogs. I mean I have pictures and videos of her ready to show people at all times and I delight in buying her treats. I bought her $117 antibiotics when she messed up her leg once. Never underestimate the hamster-human bond, my…

The doctor actually admitted to all of it.

Good call. Bravo. Golf clap, Welles clap. Guys with no discretion get nothing ever again. Word to my teenager.

This is my favorite, because I love how proud you are to be giving a BJ to a guy in FRANCE.

My buddy had just come back from his second tour in Iraq. We were stuck in heavy traffic on a raised drawbridge, so to pass the time, I ate his asshole like a leap-year kid with a birthday cake BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING PATRIOT.

I was making out with a guy once in the back of his car, at night, next to an old warehouse. This was nighttime and near his house. I asked if it was safe and he said yeah, no one ever went there. Fast forward a few minutes and I was facing (ahem) one of the very steamy windows, put my right hand there and the now…