got 2 for y’all:

is justin baldoni ok? i assume his skin exploded right after that pic was taken.

Cissy is giving someone the side-eye of all side-eyes in that picture:

“Sometimes old ladies... Get cut...” I loved her and Milton. They (along with the grandparents) were the real love story of Cry Baby.

Role model

Very disrespectful to the military.

Haha, so many haters. I ring my little bell as I speed past y’all.

counterpoint:

Maybe US Soccer should spend more concentrating on paying the USWNT fair wages, making sure the team can play on a proper soccer field and generally not treating the USWNT like crap and less time thinking about national anthems.

barf, OMG this is good, but barf

23 body sculpting tips that will have your dad drooling.

Ehh, you can just make more.

I searched “below average” and got a nice selfie.

She didn’t say anything about being “too beautiful.” She said coming from the pageant scene made people discount her acting ability (which is likely true). She’s describing her actual personal experience, and so I’ll take her word for what actually happened over Bobby’s, or yours. You don’t get to tell her that she…

Ah yes, Halle and Charlize somehow managed to break into Hollywood and become international superstars who won Oscars for Best Actress DESPITE their beauty! Mazel tov to both of them.

It has always bugged the shit out of me that these cops stopped to take a picture instead of fucking helping them instantly. INSTANTLY. That child should have INSTANTLY been removed from that car and that situation and his grandparents should have been INSTANTLY assessed for overdose. Why in the fuck did they take…

Can we not call two people raping another person a theesome? Jesus.

Nonsense! There should be no problem raising this long lost ship.

To be fair, I felt extremely charitable after I saw how happy Leonardo DiCaprio became after the Make-a-Wish team got him his Academy Award.