So...she wanted the relationship to be more Loki.

Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with.

So, I’m Australian and our current climate right now isn’t the most loving and accepting (I guess that’s the whole world). It would be very easy for them to keep doing the exact same ads as they usually do which mainly just focus on telling people that eating lamb is what makes you a true Australian, but this ad, I…

I know it’s so un-yoga but I, too, actively hate those people. There’s a woman who attends my favorite 2x weekly yoga class and she is THE WORST. She’s always 10 minutes late and she makes a huge production of asking people to move their mats so she can be directly in front of the instructor. Having fully interrupted…

The tribe wasn’t even asking for they to do that, just yet. They were asking for a chance to conduct in-depth studies to determine what exactly is at the site (how many remains, artifacts, etc.) - THEN come up with options. And yes, there are options - preserving the site, re-interment elsewhere, etc. People believe…

She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.

Oh no, you have to explain to an 11 year old that a handful of elite athletes care enough about inequality to make a peaceful political statement about it despite the fact that it makes mindless superpatriots angry.

Maybe they’re #TeamAmber

Wait...Marilyn Manson is Lily-Rose’s godfather?!?!!?

We also have the freedom to kneel if we want to when we hear the anthem. Or turn our backs. Or dance a jig. Those people died for her freedom to do that too.

So you want professional sports players to take flags onto the field and burn them during the anthem?

Of all the things that make me angry about Breitbart, the thing that is making me the most irrationally angry is this snippet:

At a 1981 press conference in which she was asked: “Do you teach the poor to endure their lot?” She replied: “I think it is very beautiful for the poor to accept their lot, to share it with the passion of Christ. I think the world is being much helped by the suffering of the poor people.”

I don’t like sex offenders any more than the next person, but I think it’s pretty dangerous to make their lives so damned unlivable that the ones who want to be rehabilitated lose any motivation to stay on the right path.

Ok “Brock” is a piece of shit name to begin with.

Does this mean I won’t have to spend 10 minutes in the soap aisle trying to find one of the two handsoaps that aren’t anti-bacterial now?! This is brilliant news! Down with the bacteria hysteria and up with good old fashioned soap and just actually washing your hands.

“I was going to leave anyway,” says the guy in the very expensive seats who felt the need to ruin the show for everyone else.

November Rain is from Guns N’ Roses G’n’fn’R’s double album Use Your Illusion (I and II - it’s so important that it uses Roman numerals). It is the single greatest and most bombastic video of the heyday of hard rock hair bands.

We both like soup.