THERE WAS NO PRINCE TRIBUTE

You guys. Today is my kid’s 2nd birthday and we had a full-on block party with a water slide and corn hole and a whole roast pigs (this was all for the block party, not my kid’s birthday). I made full sugar cupcakes and my boy was naked for the whole day. There were about a billion kids. It all climaxed with the ice…

The entire episode, she said, was a performance art piece. . . .

Hire her, then when she shows up for work, tell her the process was all ‘performance art’ and her getting the job was just a prank.

Yeah that’s what I’m trying to say, if bugs were really dropped and there were people on that car who weren’t in on the “prank" then this is not a hoax at all.

I’m actually more confounded by women who pee on the toilet seat. If you want to crouch, go ahead, but please lift the seat so I don’t set myself on it after you and get that horrifying, piss-on-the-thigh feeling that never goes away.

jeez louise, flying over the ocean at only 3500 ft? I’d be more concerned about that.

It also means the cat can’t fall down into the fucking toilet bowl.

Lol I literally only just now realized that girl is covered in bubbles and not just jauntily draping it over her shoulder while wearing a white shirt.

antibacterial soap is bad for you since it leads to superbacteria. what’s with your smugness?

Oh, so public humiliation isn’t the best way to help immigrants assimilate? Huh, who knew.

YES TO BOTH PLEASE

“I have access to a car, but it would be poor judgement to drive that car when I could use public transportation!” Is essentially what you just said.

When I was job hunting a bit less than a decade ago, the “common wisdom” among my fellow interviewee ladies was also that you shouldn’t wear an engagement (or wedding) ring—but back then the reasoning was not that potential employers would assume you were high maintenance. Rather, the rumored thinking was that an…

Let me rephrase... Who, EXCEPT SQUIDS,.....

Congrats to Danny Trejo. 48 years sober, an amazing accomplishment.

If it's a business I like, I'll go down and click the regular link. If it's a business I'm hate-purchasing from, I'll click the ad and tell myself I just cost those fuckers a nickel.

You’re fighting The Man but also supporting the business by avoiding the ad link. Each time you click the ad Google charges said company a small sum of money, probably between $0.75 and $5, depending on how many others are trying to advertise for the same search result. If you continuously clicked the ad link, you’d…

*high five*